It's been a whole year of me telling myself "Don't worry it'll happen. You'll meet someone. There's someone out there for everybody."

And that was complete bullshit. I've been single for a year now and it feels like nothing has changed. I kept telling myself time would change things but of course that was false.

Now I tell myself, "Well this is the year. You lose your virginity at 22." And then before you know it I'm almost 23 and nothing changes. Here comes 24, 25, 26, 27, 73859738293948473839393838