So this was no girl i was trying to hit on, this was my friends new girl (hb7.5) and i won't go near that situation but of course friendly, she eyed me up a few times but, as i said, not going anywhere near it. SHIT TEST INCOMING "I havent got to worry about that (referring to me)" to which i just brush off immediately as if it was never said and ask her what her opinion of my shirt, then spthe second shit test was thrown out there "i reckon your dick is small". I say small is relative, to a fairy, pixie and a leprachaun my penis is quite large, and by the size of your hands i reckon it would b a two hander, sooo tiny. She cupped her hands to her face and you know what? She was the nicest, most polite person to me.

Shes a complete arse and has my friend wrapped around her finger but from previous interaction she has seen me as this brutally honest ver confident character, and after throwing some shit my way, my personality shone through. Strange though, i thought these tests were meant to only be done to people they are attracted to? Meh suppose she can still be with a bro and have someeye candy to look at haha