So I'm walking the streets near downtown Dallas (Uptown) on New Years Eve, it is NOT a very shady place (it had a safe millennial vibe to it), there are lots of young people, bars and clubs along the block.

About 10 minutes before midnight I see this super thick blonde woman in a low cut dress with a friend, she sits down at a bench for a smoke - I thought 'fuck it' and approach her...

Me: Hey I like your tattoos, can I take a selfie with you?

Her: You can do a lot more than that hun....

Me: Oh really?

She seemed to to be very interested from the start, asking my name and where I'm from - But then she uttered the line that prostitutes seem to be infamous for "Are you looking for a good time tonight?" I sat down next to her and she said I should take her number and shoot her a text - I chatted with her some more and she seemed flirty and playfully nudged me, and then all of a sudden she seemed disinterested and said she had to go - I asked for the selfie one last time and she said 'maybe next time'

What do you guys make of this?