This post is for all you guys that don’t have a place to pull girls to after dates. This process was born out of necessity. Anyone who knows me personally knows that I used to travel a lot. And there were large stretches of time where I lived out of my car. But obviously I still needed dat der poonan so I needed to think of a way to still get laid without a place.

Just a disclaimer, the chance of hooking up with a girl in a car is lower on average than your or her place, but it’s still possible. I’ve hooked up with about 20ish girls in various vehicles (mine and theirs) and I have a process that works fairly consistently.

One good thing about car pulls is that it has a noticeably higher pull rate. My theory for this is that it’s very neutral. Asking back to your place, the girl knows what’s up. Going to your car is just casual “let’s chill for a bit” vibes. The girl is not at all expecting you to actually try to hook up with her in the car. Basically her guard is down.

So first, actually going for the pull. I’ll give the way to pull to your car and then the way to pull to her car.

Pulling to YOUR car:

After you leave the venue, say some version of “I had a good time”. Basically implying that the date is over. This is a false take-away and takes the pressure off of the pull. And then say “you want to listen to some music for a bit before heading out?” or it can be a statement like “let’s listen to some music for a bit before heading out” (it doesn’t matter really). Again, this is a false time constraint. Lowers the guard more. We’ve already decided we’re done. We’re just chilling for a bit before heading out. More often than not they’ll say yeah unless she just didn’t like you.

Pulling to HER car:

Again say a version of “I had a good time”. She’ll agree and then you just say “you want me to walk you to your car?” Almost no girl turns that down. Also lowers her guard again. Most girls would not assume you’re trying to hook up in your car, and even less would assume you have the audacity to try to hook up in THEIR car. Also they’ll be more at ease in their own car than a stranger’s, so there’s a little bit of added comfort there.

Once you’re at her car, talk for a minute or so and then say “hey is it cool if we actually just sit in your car?” And then once you’re in, just say “let’s play some music, what do you have?” Or you can say “is it cool if I play some music” and then I usually just use her phone to pick something. However you do it, just find some way to play music.

Ok now for the actual escalation. Just talk like normal for a few minutes and then at some point when you guys make eye contact, use this line. “Why aren’t we kissing right now?” They’ll usually say “I don’t know” and probably be a little caught off guard. Then just say “ok come here” and bring her in for a kiss.

Side note, that “why aren’t we kissing right now?” line is golden for any time you want to go in for a kiss, but feel like it might be out of nowhere or there’s no smooth way to transition into it. I actually recently had a friend tell me that that line “got him his girlfriend”. She brought it up a couple months later and said “I felt like you literally read my mind because I was wondering the same thing.”

Ok so you’re kissing, feeling each other up, blah blah blah. At some point, say that the center console/arm rest is annoying. And then kind of look around and go “hold on a second” and just go into the back seat. And then once you’re back there, just take her by the hand and bring her back there with you. Sometimes they’ll do a playful “Noooo 😊” and then you can just say “don’t be lame come on” (in a playful way) or something like “I’m not gonna kidnap you its just cramped up there”.

Main thing here is that you want to actually grab her hand and help her back. NOT with an aggressive pull, more just a hand that’s helping her up. Because we’re gentlemen of course.

When she gets back there, you can just immediately go into kissing again. At some point you’ll need her to lay down. What I always do is just grab behind both her knees and pull her towards you which will lay her flat. Again, this doesn’t need to be aggressive, it’s more of a playful vibe (unless it’s just “on” from the beginning and it’s a more passionate/aggressive vibe).

So this next part is working on getting the clothes off. You want to be very baby steppy about this. I’ve just gone into taking my shirt off immediately and that works sometimes, but sometimes it’s a little too fast. So what I do most of the time is just lift my shirt up above my stomach and lift her shirt up above her stomach so that when I’m on top, our stomachs are touching. This gets her used to more skin on skin contact. It’s almost like your shirts are already off. And then you can grab her waist and kiss her stomach or do whatever else around that area.

Then after a bit of that, you can take your shirt off. Now after you take your shirt off, you don’t want to ask her to take her shirt off. Girls a lot of times don’t want to participate in their own seduction. They want the results, but don’t necessarily want to do the things to get there. They just want the stuff to happen. So don’t ask her to take her shirt off, and don’t ask if you can take her shirt off. Instead, grab her hands and sit her up and say “put your arms up” and guide her hands up as you’re saying it. 90% of the time they’ll follow along and let you remove their shirt.

Now for the bra. You want to remove the bra and the shirt at the same time. Don’t remove the shirt, then go back to making out, then remove the bra in a separate step. It creates unnecessary friction in the process. After you take off her shirt, go in immediately and start kissing her neck and while you’re doing that, take off her bra. Kissing her neck is kind of a misdirection so she’s not just sitting there logically thinking while you’re removing her bra. One second she’s letting you tear out her neck flesh and the next second BOOM, bra’s off. David Blaine style.

Next part, the pants. After a little titty sucking or whatever you want to do, start undoing your pants. About half the time, they will say something like “we’re not having sex” or something of that nature. Just say “I know, I’m just doing this for myself” or “I know, I’m just touching myself” or some variation of that and then start JERKIN LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

Ok don’t go that crazy, but just get yourself going a bit. This will turn her on just seeing you do that while you guys are doing whatever else you’re doing. And then at some point take her hand and have her start doing it. This will turn her on even more.

Usually at this point, they are pretty much ready to go and you can take off her pants. Make sure you are actively doing something else while unbuttoning and removing her pants. Misdirection. We’re magicians. Making girls’ clothes disappear. Try to take both the pants and underwear off in the same motion. Or if she still is hesitant about taking her pants off, say “I’m not taking your underwear off” and usually that is enough.

If her underwear is still on, you basically just rub your dick up and down on her by thrusting and this will get her turned on enough to where you can just pull her underwear to the side and go in. And then after 30 seconds or so you can just take the underwear completely off and go to town.

Boom, you have just hooked up in a car. Congratulations you fucking degenerate.

One thing that I want to point out with this whole escalation process (which also applies to escalation at your place or hers) is this: whatever you want her to do, you do first. You want her in the back seat? You go first. You want her shirt off? Take yours off first. You want her to touch your dick? Touch your dick first. It’s just another form of leading.

Finito! Escalation in a car is a little bit trickier and requires a little more calibration/baby-stepping, but it’s definitely possible to do it consistently. Not as consistently as an actual bedroom, but whatever, you work with what you got.

Luv a dub dub