Now... I know that what I am about to say is absolutely fucking ridiculous, but let me tell you: i'm serious. I have been a virgin for the last 23 years of my life. Never went to the high school ball, never went to college parties and rarely went to bars. Now it seems as though an older woman, may i say a cougar (28 yo) is DTF on friday. (She asked whether i live alone and said that it's good because she can get noisy at times). What the fuck am i supposed to do at this point and how should i prepare? Any suggestions are appreciated.