Lets play a little game I like to call, Pass the shit test!

FrameWalker · 2015-02-14T20:33:33+00:00

many of these are compliments

[deleted] · 2015-02-14T20:58:36+00:00

Best answer to all of them: "What's your sister's number?"

brujon · 2015-02-15T06:27:07+00:00

-I like you but youre such a player and I know you will hurt me!

-- Baby, that's why we have safewords!

-You are such a man whore!

-- Of course not baby, i don't charge.

-you are just trying to sweet talk me

-- Is it working? (wink wink)

-All you want is sex

-- And drugs, and rock and roll!

-Youre an asshole

-- No, i said i LIKE assholes...

-Why do you have to be so mean...or...Youre so mean!

-- I know, i'm such a bad boy, right? (wink wink)

-Why are you not in a relationship, is there something wrong with you?

-- Last i recall, neither are you. And i don't see any problem with that!

-(I am very up front and usually when I first meet woman and start talking to them I let them know I am I guy who just likes to fuck) omg you are such a player, what a jerk/pig/asshole/etc (why for being honest and upfront?)

-- I don't make the rules, baby, i just play the game.

-Youre so full of yourself

-- I don't think i can stretch that much. I can fill you full of me pretty easily, though.

-Ive heard about you

-- Ohh, so i'm a celebrity now?

GRRMkills · 2015-02-15T01:38:38+00:00

I like you but youre such a player and I know you will hurt me!

BP: No, I'm not like those guys, let me prove it, please.

RP: Which one of my ex-es told you that?

You are such a man whore!

BP: amazed, ERROR 404

RP: answer depends on if she really mean it (seen by voice color, body language,...) If she is kidding: yeah, girls normally love that side of mine. If she is serious: I'm gonna change that now. leaves

You are just trying to sweet talk me.

BP: I really feel this way, I sincerely love you.

RP: I thought u like players?

Why are you not in a relationship, is there something wrong with you?

BP: I dont know, I am nice to girls but they only like my as a friend.

RP: When girlfriends find dark side of mine, they leave very quickly. (I think this opens up a conversation to her asking you about your dark side, where you can make a lot of jokes)

Other shit tests are pretty much very similar to ones I allready went through. Tell me what you think about my answers.

uppermostless · 2015-02-14T20:24:14+00:00

Remember, whatever you answer, if it is said on a defensive stance, you lose. You have to be aloof and be amusing while answering. Smirks and smiles are key. Depending on your kind of humour, feel free to answer in your own humourous way. Also, some questions can be simply answered by "Yes!"

Usual rule of thumb is to give short answers without any justification for yourself.

1 : That shouldn't stop any of us from having fun now would it

2 : Well, yes, I do quite enjoy sex

3 : You like sweet talk, what's da problem

4 : (Kind of similar to the second question, I'd respond the same way and I'd also put them up to an ultimatum depending of the case)

5 : And you like assholes, so I'll take it as compliment

6 : You're confusing words honey, I am what you call honest

7 : No woman wants to rob banks with me, that's a shame now

8 : Similar to the 5th one

9 : I do take myself seriously indeed - or - We have something in common then since you look like you're full of me

10 : I doubt it was nothing short of greatness - or - and so have I.

Cheers!

RojoEscarlata · 2015-02-14T21:15:53+00:00

you are such a man whore

I get this one often, I like to deny to absurdity.

“I'm actually a virgin"

The reaction is always a yeah right

Shit test you describe OP are very basic ones, and hilariously easy to deflect back to the girl.

Get on the level, son.

mister_barfly75 · 2015-02-14T21:29:36+00:00

Everything can be answered with "Yeah, and...?"

www777com · 2015-02-15T18:56:20+00:00

"I've heard about you"

With a cheezy grin, "So, you've been asking around about me?"

HS-Thompson · 2015-02-15T19:25:08+00:00

I like you but youre such a player and I know you will hurt me!

If you're in to that sort of thing.

You are such a man whore!

I prefer the term man prostitute

You are just trying to sweet talk me

You should be so lucky.

All you want is sex

If that's all you've got.

You're an asshole

Flattery will get you nowhere babe.

Why do you have to be so mean...or...Youre so mean!

[ignore / don't respond]

Why are you not in a relationship, is there something wrong with you?

No, them.

You're so full of yourself

It's hard being this good.

I've heard about you

Stalker

[deleted] · 2015-02-15T22:58:58+00:00

If you are not a retarded robot then you don't need canned responses.

electroavenue · 2015-02-16T17:57:39+00:00

| "Usual rule of thumb is to give short answers without any sort of justification for yourself"

Perfect.

Title	Lets play a little game I like to call, Pass the shit test!
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Date	February 14, 2015 7:33 PM UTC (11 years ago)
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