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[β]Diffraculator 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Genetics. In straight men mind titties mean "she can feed her children". Also men like them because it distincts women from men (big tits, long hair, wide hips are femine traits) . Beautiful long hair means she is healthy. Wide hips mean "she can give birth without complications". These things are hardcoded into a brain. That's what i think.
[β]theroachman42 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are right on. Human survival instincts are why chicks tits are so glorious.
[β]Funkimonkey 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They are bags of food. Men love to eat π€·π»ββοΈ
[β]LikeCaprice 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're really asking "what do you like about boobs?" which is totally subjective.
I can tell you all about what I like about boobs and go on and on until I'd need to excuse myself to reallocate my blood flow.
But why do straight men like boobs? It's in our nature. I'm not a scientist, so I can't answer that and I won't try to.
That's like asking why someone likes pizza. "Because it tastes good." Well why?
For the record, I don't like pizza.
[β]Errantsquire 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't have them, and thus I want them. It's supply and demand really, and yeah there's a lot of cool things you can do with them behind closed doors.
[β]sadboi1225 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Then why do lesbians like titties? Hmmmm
[β]backhomesmokinlegal 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HOW CAN YOU NOT EVEN COMPREHEND THE ENJOYMENT OF TITTIES THOSE SHITS ARE A GIFT FROM THE LORD BOUNCING AROUND AND SHIT AND THE LITTLE FIRM JOINTS GOD DAMN
[β]TheXXL 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you are genuinely interested, you might think about reading about evolutionary biology. Everything should be answered there.
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm straight and don't get it ether.
To me they are just sacks of fat, same with the ass.
I like legs the most which makes least biological sense.
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