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[–]nestlewithoutdairy 103 points104 points105 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Chipotle employee with the layup! Keep us posted on what happens with that girl
[–]HonestCosby 25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I think you mean alley oop
[–]nestlewithoutdairy 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol ya'll know what I meant 😅
[–]awesomenesscoolguy 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
We’ve been texting a little and we were planning on going out tomorrow, but something came up. To be honest, I think she’s more interested in me then I am in her lol. But all in all the convos are going good and she’s cute.
[–]nestlewithoutdairy 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hey man that's great news! Nothing better than a lil suspense. Let her know you're interested still, and set up another date. It'll sorta keep her from thinking you're just trying to bail on the whole thing.
[–]awesomenesscoolguy 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Thanks man, and yeah I was planning on rescheduling today actually, the only thing is i’m not to sure of my schedule. It might be more then a week away which sucks, but it is what is.
[–]nestlewithoutdairy 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't think about it too much, let her know what's going on, reschedule, drop in a few days later before the date to confirm you're still on. Simple. Straight. To the point.
"Nothing dries up a vagina more than a paragraph" - dude on the show "Love"
[–][deleted] 53 points54 points55 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That guy needs a tip$.
[–]awesomenesscoolguy 17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I didn’t have cash on me. But you best believe when I see him next, he’s getting a tip.
[–]STD_Tyler 38 points39 points40 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Did the employee disappear like an angel after you took her number ?
[–]awesomenesscoolguy 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao. When I was writing this up I was thinking of adding “it’s like he was sent down from the chipotle goddesses”. So I can only assume that is the last time I will ever see him again.
[–]DeliciousPieceofHam 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I got a good chuckle from that. Thanks. 😂
[–]SithLordJediMaster 23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Madness is like gravity. All you need is a little push" -The Joker
[–][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hopefully both will be getting a tip
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
[–]DeliciousPieceofHam 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice. Chipotle never fails to impress me.
[–]DopeOxide 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Not all heroes wear capes
[–]awesomenesscoolguy 15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This one wore an apron.
[–]esly4ever 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
dang bro that is awesome. happy for ya.
[–]skatinislife446 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The anticipation is the worst part. I also experience it in other areas of my life and I’ve found that it’s mainly because I’m viewing the interaction as a performance in some way, which makes me nervous and increases anxiety.
[–]CrimsonFury98 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only problem is I never see the girl look at me twice 😅
[–]Dadoxiii 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lesson learned go to chipotle more often
[–]79914022 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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