best response to the "we're not having sex" shit test?

jimmamlvn · 2015-06-24T08:11:29+00:00

"So..sex is already on your mind, eh? get your mind out of the gutter"
"who said anything about sex?"

i think there are at least 5944949 other posts regarding this shit test, and read the sidebar, there are at least 5 methods with dealing with shit tests if i recall correctly.

BrunoOh · 2015-06-24T10:06:15+00:00

If she's talking about sex, she wants it. It's like her saying "Why are you so meeaaannn to me?".

RPmatrix · 2015-06-24T08:43:56+00:00

Learn to UTFSE

fnordsnord · 2015-06-24T14:40:22+00:00

"Ego, much? Get your mind out of the gutter."

BPtoRP · 2015-06-24T15:11:57+00:00

One of the most famous tests, so many ways around this textually like the others have mentioned or just good ol' A&A, but most importantly, your inner game needs to be solid amused-mastery-wise...whatever you say, give her a look like "Sure...of course we're not having sex, yeah like that ever happened after girls say exactly that..."

[deleted] · 2015-06-24T16:41:02+00:00

This actually has worked tons for me.

Her: We're not having sex or Looks like you're not having sex tonight

Me: The bars stay open until 2, there's still time.

favours_of_the_moon · 2015-06-24T16:44:08+00:00

It means she wants to bang, but she wants to find out if you're gonna go for it or not.

Always watch what she does, not what she says.

Whisper · 2015-06-24T20:22:10+00:00

"What, at this moment? I was gonna wait until you got your clothes off. Are you in a hurry?"

SenorBananaHammock · 2015-06-24T15:20:03+00:00

Me- What?

She- repeats self

Me- Well I am get phone and get going

There are too many willing girls out there to waste time on the ones who aren't

Title	best response to the "we're not having sex" shit test?
Author	rareburger
Upvotes	5
Comments	11
Date	June 24, 2015 7:41 AM UTC (11 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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