I fucked up with a really hot girl...Disect my TEXT GAME

Auphor_Phaksache · 2015-07-12T06:24:04+00:00

Is this girl a narcoleptic or what?

sheetsjohn16 · 2015-07-12T06:08:09+00:00

you're sending 2 for every 1 you get..doesn't even sound needy as fuck

Whisper · 2015-07-12T06:27:12+00:00

I thought this was a conversation between two women.

Never use smileys.
Never complain.
Never explain unless you are teaching.

[deleted] · 2015-07-12T06:44:22+00:00

Dinosaurs must exist because I just spotted a vagosaurus. One text for one unless typo. Text is for details and that's it. Your game is good but you're working too hard

bicepsblastingstud · 2015-07-12T14:34:57+00:00

Stop using smileys so often. Don't EVER tell a girl that you got home safely and/or are going to bed If she blows off your text, stop sending her another one; at one point I saw 4 texts in a row from you. Your game was bad -- "do you hate me forever" should have been answered with something funny, not "no I'm just disappointed blah blah blah." You should not have bought her flowers, she is not interested enough for that. Your texts at the end got so bad that I actually winced.

And dude, looks like she stopped sleeping with you at around page 2 of 8. Why did you keep doing all of this?

elduckbell · 2015-07-13T21:38:23+00:00

I'm a spreadsheet nerd so here you go:

# of	Her	You	% y/h
Messages	50	66	132%
Questions	16	30	188%
Emotes	23	18	78%

"Whats up?" and variations are crap texts. Don't do it. You need to have a reason for contacting her. ie Making plans.
Use way less emotes. I'm not a believer in never using them as I think it makes you seem too dry, but you need to calibrate to her usage. She's a pretty heavy emoter, but even then I'd allow you a max of 4 for this whole convo. Also, pick one and stick to it ":)" is fine, but ":p ;) :( :{p" is too much.
Stop asking permission for everything. If you want to call her, don't ask "can I call you?", just call her. Don't ask "hang out today?" tell her "Hang with me today" instead. She can still say no, but it comes without the side effect of sounding like a bitch.
Make decisions. Don't ask if she wants food. If you want food, bring food. Don't ask if she's seen X movie. Just pick one. If she's into you she probably won't even let on she's seen it. She'll be happy to watch anything with you. This is the same as "her: what do you want to eat? you: i dunno, whatever you want is fine." There's no wrong answer except "i dunno". She just wants you to lead.
Do what you want to do. Not what she tells you to do. Don't tell her you're home safe, or bring her flowers. Those are shit tests. She's finding out how easily manipulable you are.
Don't use self deprecating humor. It's not attractive. You called yourself a pedo and a stalker. Those two words should never come out of your mouth around a woman you're trying to attract.
Stop being emo via text. "I don't hate you. I'm just disappointed..." It's girly. You're supposed to be her rock in the storm of her emotions. She needs to know you can handle anything that comes your way with a cool head.
Show, don't tell. If you're busy just don't reply, instead of saying you're busy. When you have free time, then you can reply.

Cheers

Jax-T · 2015-07-12T12:04:06+00:00

My gut gave me signals like 1482727 times while reading. Because she was lying obviously and you were doing everything to lose her. Can't give you details I'm on mobile but other fellas already told you your mistakes so listen to them.

And you were right about being needy in the messages. Learn from your mistakes brother.

Brian_Official · 2015-07-12T12:28:32+00:00

Dude, in nearly every single response she doesn't even acknowledge what you sent in the previous text.

Sorry to break it to you, but you're nothing to this girl. Next.

YoungDariusSBM · 2015-07-12T23:35:37+00:00

http://imgur.com/a2yW6Vc

At that exact moment she threw the pussy at you twice.

Once to fuck that night, and another to fuck tomorrow.

Fumbles McGee

Title	I fucked up with a really hot girl...Disect my TEXT GAME
Author	yohoho23132
Upvotes	0
Comments	23
Date	July 12, 2015 4:55 AM UTC (11 years ago)
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