"How old are you?"

Kolbath · 2015-10-01T03:05:40+00:00

Use the classics.

"Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway."

"Probably too old. My joints start to creak if I fuck more than 53 times in a night."

"Uhhh... I'm not sure. I've been hitting the sauce pretty hard." (Works best if you are totally sober.)

"In dog years, or...? "

"8,481,362. I count it in hours."

"I was hoping you'd ask. I need someone to buy beer for me." (Works best if you're drinking.)

starting_oveRP · 2015-10-01T04:11:51+00:00

I've been saying an old age like "73" or "84"

They laugh EVERY time. They almost always reply with something like "wow you look great!"

And now I get to talk about how I work on my body or whatever. And her body too.

Turning geriatrics into sexual talk. That's how I roll.

fantasmas05 · 2015-10-01T04:27:17+00:00

I have an unhealthy attraction to cougar types and have banged a significant amount of them during my time. I'm in my mid 30's now which has made it a lot easier, but I will never forget the "you're too young" comments in my 20's.

The most memorable of all the matures I ever banged was a stunning , classy, rich mid 40's Eastern European I met in a bar here in Australia. I was 28. I flirted with her a little and bought her a drink. She asked me "how old are you".... I told her "28" she said "28! Oh my! you are too young" which I followed up with "what? I said 38"

She spent the next few moments checking me out, admitting how I had stayed in shape and asking about my exercise habits. A few bars later we are back in her hotel room going at it.

She admitted she knew I was lying, but admired my cheek. We kept in contact and kept banging for the next few months. She lives interstate then it kind of fizzled out.

I'll never forget her.

stickfiguresk · 2015-10-01T03:05:51+00:00

"Guess."

"Nope." Change the subject.

fnordsnord · 2015-10-01T04:25:34+00:00

This is a great opportunity for playful teasing or playful banter.

First up: Make her guess, then say "close enough."

Other options: "Don't worry, I'm over 18," "Old enough to know better, young enough not to care," "That's classified."

The only thing that's off the table is a straight answer, because it's no fun.

wehadtosaydickety · 2015-10-01T05:21:39+00:00

I ask them to guess. If they guess too old I tease them about how their social skills suck, if someone asks you to guess their age you should always take your guess and subtract 5 years to be safe. Usually gets a laugh

mr_nate_ · 2015-10-01T16:55:01+00:00

Adding on to everyone else's suggestions, you can always give the good ole' "pressure flip" response a go! Answer quickly and without hesitation and immediately flip the question onto her.

Example:

Her: "How old are you?"

You: "19 how old are you?"

Her: "Let me suck your cock."

[deleted] · 2015-10-02T17:57:32+00:00

You: "62. Almost retirement age."

Her: "No you're not"

You: "I know, I look good for my age"

drallcom3 · 2015-10-01T09:07:20+00:00

...or just say your age. Remember: They don't really care.

HoboSomeRye · 2015-10-01T06:36:57+00:00

"Does it matter?"

is my go to response.

Title	"How old are you?"
Author	fancypants_
Upvotes	14
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Date	October 1, 2015 2:51 AM UTC (10 years ago)
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