Before you guys read the post because it may seem crazy and unusual, my game is really edgy/extra/dumb/funny and unpredictable. So brace yourself lol.

So today I texted this girl on snap, she had a story about her and jokingly told her that she dont really look good and that her body looks like the one of a little kid you see in public pools, I said that for the shock value and because it was funny.

Next she was soo confused and was laughing about it and legit begged me to tell her what's the problem with her looks, how much would i rate her out of 10, what she should improve, ect.

Then I was being a funny asshole to her telling her "bro im out of your league" "your eyes are charming and your hair looks like the hair of that European girl i was dating but your nose and lips are really asymmetric and separated, that body of yours that looks like a folding sofa so ur a 6/10, at least the eyes and hair save u"

then I showed her a girl that I like which is a girl that won the voice in Romania and that I speak to, telling her that i mixed her vocals once for her song and she got so jealous lol

She proceeds to tell me "wow u should be hot then" "u make me feel good and bad idkkk ughhh"

Then I tell her that yea im handsome, tall, ect but she's doing too much she should relax but I also told her that its cute that she acts that way

Then I showed her how I look like and she was mad at first because I had long hair, a bread, ect, basically hairy lol and then I told her "shut up and go date your low testosterone dudes that have no hair on their balls" and she laughed, asked me where i am in the city and my age and she heard my voice telling me thats its soo hot and that im hot too finally

then she told me about the way I make her feel which is so intense and confusing and I tell her to keep feeling that way because it obviously means that im winning and then she said "ughhh i wanna say something" she kept wanted to say that thing and I told her "stop being a pussy I get that ur nervous talking to me but come on ur doing too much"

then she tells me if I want to do stuff with her and I was like "No weirdo I dont want to do that first on for then having to stop mid sex and tell u that "ur too nervous, lets just do that another time"" "same goes for head" "I dont give my d to anyone im not a homeless dog living in the saudi arabia desert" "I want to see if ur a good soul first"

then she said that she didnt want to be weird, that she's scared and nervous and told me that we could hangout instead and that she's soo sorry and promised me she was a good soul.

I then told her to meet up tomorrow in that one park that we both live close to and I told her a story that I had in that park where I was playing rough basketball with rappers from my neighborhood and that the friend of my brother was playing with me and that im a producer and he's a music manager and he knows big people in the music industry and he's finna sign me my life is good blah blah

then I told her to meet me tomorrow at that spot 6:30pm and ill but her ice cream and that ill pick the flavour since her taste is probably gay and zesty picking up rainbow color ice creams.

then... boom... she unadds me and when I try to tell her what happened... she just opens my messages then ends up blocking me.

Guys, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED AND WHY WOULD SHE BLOCK ME FOR THE LAST THING I SAID WHEN I SAID WORST EDGY STUFF TO HER AND THAT SHE WAS LITERALLY ON MY PIECE THE WHOLE TIME? IT'S SO BIZARRE AND CONFUSING!