It goes a little something like:

Before discussing men's issues, something more important must be addressed... let's all bow our heads and kneel at the alter of women's suffering. Amen.
OK, so...
Men, get out of your basements, there's always a party down the hallway ready for you to join, a festival of all your interests across the street, and men's clubs all over the place.
Don't have a girlfriend? Just ask 'em out? 1000 in a row say no? Just keep going! Ask all the girls out at work! Screw HR!
Most women say they want one of the 2.2% of men who are 6' and make 6 figures? And they say they will not lower their standards? Just, you know, be that!
I agree with feminism that we should abandon strict gender roles. Also I believe men should pay for dates and be a provider. Her money is her money, yours is also hers.
Men make up most suicides, addicts, and homeless.
What's that? You wanna talk about divorce court? Paternity fraud? Male genital mutilation? The draft? The ways women can help improve things for men?
Hey look it's Halley's Comet!
*Flees*