How do you guys normally react when someone hits on your woman?

RIPelliott · 2016-02-01T14:00:32+00:00

Me and my girl have funny schemes. Usually if i leave her alone for 5 minutes or more she will start getting hit on. What we do is pretend that we dont know each other. Then I"ll go over and swoop in and take her while uttering some absolutely ridiculous line "hey girl you smell that fart i just ripped? thats the fart if success" "damn girl lemme give you my two inches of pain out back". She looks at me wide eyed and says something along the lines of "oh my you're quite the charmer " and then we start making out in front of a completely shocked and befuddled guy. It is honestly one of my favorite things to do when we go out and both of us have insanely good poker faces, i suggest it sometime. of course this is someone you have to have a heavy amount of trust in, but ive snooped thru her shit before and watched her reject guys immediately so i trust her (for now)

Clint_Redwood · 2016-02-01T16:15:36+00:00

Don't need to read your post, here is what not to do;

"react"

Edit: guess I'll clarify. Anything you do that is a "reaction" to another guy hitting on your girl will be seen as insecurity. No matter how eloquent or witty you play it off, it's insecurity, most of the replies in this post I would see as insecurity.

My regular reaction is to calmly move next to her, grab her ass, flex a bit and stare the little Beta in the eyes, this makes him stare at the floor and quickly excuse himself or just bail without saying a word then I look at her and laugh.

Any half decent PUA would notice the amogs attempts would be able to easily pressure flip them into ousting his insecurity, right in front of the chick if needed. I've seen girls with guys like this, I've fucked girls that had guys like this. I've been in the "girl circles", you know, the ones were they all sit around and talk about pointless bullshit. Guess what one of the common and most talked about things a guy can do that is completely disgusting to all girls?

Exactly what you just described.

You think you are being sly or smooth. Trust me you are absolutely not, girls see right through that shit and they love when a guy is conscious enough to see it too. A simple whisper into a girls ear, "Your boyfriend is really cute when he's jealous(bonus point if you say, When i make him jealous)" would destroy even the most well thought out amog. He wont be able to hear it or defend his status and she will see right through his actions as an insecure man. Your tactic works for beta's cause they have absolutely no game but a dude like TylerRSD or even half decent PUA would rip you apart.

These guys hitting on your girl are not a threat to you and you should treat them as such. And if they are a threat, you are dating a slut or your value is so shit that a beta could swipe your girl. Your stance and frame should be, "that's cute, now get a free drink from this guy, mines running low".

I've had girls actually "try" to get a reaction out of me when they see none. "OMG Clint, did you see that guy hitting on me? gheez". I give them a slow golf clap and applause them on their ability to stand still and be attractive. One of my personal favorite dark knight comment is from How I Met Your Mother and Barney Stinson, I'll mockingly say to them in a high pitch whiny voice, "Aww, I'm a pretty girl. Everybody everywhere want to buy me free drinks and have sex with me. Poor me".

A chick being hot is not an accomplishment, it should be the minimum entry fee to being a part of your life.

HelloImRIGHT · 2016-02-01T17:42:51+00:00

The point is you don't react. If you feel like you need to do or say anything when someone is hitting on your girl you are going to come off as insecure.

mksu · 2016-02-01T18:39:55+00:00

I don't "do" anything. I expect them to cut off any interaction and turn their complete and undivided attention to me, otherwise they're downgraded in my mind.

lLoveLamp · 2016-02-01T19:57:50+00:00

I just go to my girl, and while acting like I didnt see the guy, slap her ass then grab her neck under my arm, pull her over me and kiss her temple. Then I turn to the guy and act surprised of his presence. I amusingly drop something simple ''Oh, who's that?'' or something like that.

If you've made a good impression, the guy will start to mumble some kind of excuses. I've had a few shy ''oo--hh hey s-sorry man, you're a lucky g-guy'' or they'll show hand as a sign of respect then bro-hug you and say you have a very pretty lady. I see this as I sign of respect.

abdada · 2016-02-01T12:56:50+00:00

I react by searching on the sidebar since this question comes up daily.

Lazy TRP is just mutual masturbation.

anotherswingingdick · 2016-02-02T07:54:32+00:00

Does your girl expect to responsible for helping out when you have jock itch?

Handling PUA guys politely, but quickly, is part of her job description.

If she isn't doing her job, you need to start downgrading her.

If she's entertaining a PUA's presence for more than xx minutes.... start talking to other women.

nastynickdr · 2016-02-01T13:25:54+00:00

"Hey bro, she´s pretty isnt she?"

Title	How do you guys normally react when someone hits on your woman?
Author	marowitt
Upvotes	5
Comments	11
Date	February 1, 2016 12:44 PM UTC (10 years ago)
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