How to get past the "you're too young for me" shit test

refusewool · 2017-08-24T13:16:57+00:00

Pressure flip: "Maybe you're just too old..."

Disagree and amplify: "How am I too young? My mom says I'm a grown up."

Agree and amplify: "Yes but don't worry, I am toilet trained. Still learning how to wipe my ass though."

Phiend4Phoes · 2017-08-24T13:40:11+00:00

Won't you be my first kiss?

[deleted] · 2017-08-24T19:05:26+00:00

Oh I love fucking older women. When they say that just act like you have a hearing impairment and say "what I'm too hung for you?" And keep repeating it until the outcome is positive. If she says your being stupid say sorry I can't help myself I'm a millennial you probably couldn't handle it

minoc_uo · 2017-08-24T18:17:41+00:00

Other girls your age didnt seem to mind.

GunnarX · 2017-08-24T20:39:11+00:00

'I hope you know how to change diapers'

mrHappyPotatoe · 2017-08-24T23:52:44+00:00

And You are too old for me. So up for an adventure?

banica24 · 2017-08-25T03:12:11+00:00

"Age is just a number" worked for me, except it was in my bed already

Title	How to get past the "you're too young for me" shit test
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Upvotes	1
Comments	7
Date	August 24, 2017 1:00 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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