Honest Q: Can I get in legal trouble for going to a waterpark/beach and offering women foot massages (US)

max_peenor · 2017-07-07T23:03:07+00:00

Username checks out.

You can get in legal trouble for just breathing, if someone wants to accuse you of something.

Wulfwinterr · 2017-07-08T00:41:59+00:00

Depends on your SMV. If you're ripped and clean-cut and good looking, then you'll probably get away with it.

If you're a fat, greasy, creepy slob you'll probably get arrested or at the least, thrown out by security.

EDIT: Damn, now you have me wondering. How about you make a sign to hang around your neck - "FREE FOOT MASSAGES". Then walk around making eye-contact with women. When they look at you, point at your sign and waggle your eyebrows lasciviously.

Report back to us on Sunday night (or not if you are in jail).

[deleted] · 2017-07-08T00:02:59+00:00

Not answering your question directly, but there are a lot of girls who are into the feet thing on Fetlife.

DadOnDabs · 2017-07-08T00:38:32+00:00

No one has really seemed to touch on the obvious here but WHYYY?

tossa01 · 2017-07-07T21:32:17+00:00

depends, are they grown women ?

DiggerClam · 2017-07-07T21:37:48+00:00

There's YouTube videos of guys doing it, but there's guys who get put in jail for a fake-rape charge without any evidence.

Pluglord · 2017-07-08T02:18:33+00:00

Lmfao

bingobongo7000 · 2017-07-08T05:08:00+00:00

Stupid is only the beginning.

chachaChad · 2017-07-08T10:24:08+00:00

I hope so.

This is perhaps the dumbest question I have ever seen on here.

Willow-girl · 2017-07-08T13:05:22+00:00

That's not creepy at all, nooo!

Title	Honest Q: Can I get in legal trouble for going to a waterpark/beach and offering women foot massages (US)
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Date	July 7, 2017 9:30 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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