I have been gone for two weeks (out of the country) and my wife has made some statements that are very out of character for her. I'd like to know how practiced MRP'ers would interpret them.

  1. I am spoiled. You bring me coffee in the morning and get the kids out the door.
  2. You don't let the kids sleep in our bed.
  3. Finally, you help [name, eldest step-daughter] with everything.
  4. Omg, you are such a blessing to us.
  5. I miss sex.

Are these merely responses to what she infers as Dread based on my absence or are these statements designed to hook and drag as it were?