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Funny Red Pill Story about girl not giving it up and what he did to get her back.

AUAUA
June 5, 2014
28 upvotes
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Title Funny Red Pill Story about girl not giving it up and what he did to get her back.
Author

AUAUA
Upvotes 28
Comments 20
Date June 5, 2014 11:36 PM UTC
(12 years ago)
Subreddit Posted in /r/TheRedPill
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/27fdhk/funny_red_pill_story_about_girl_not_giving_it_up/
Archive Link https://theredarchive.com/r/TheRedPill/funny-red-pill-story-about-girl-not-giving-it-up.229697
https://theredarchive.com/post/229697
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Comments

[–]widec40 points41 points42 points 12 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

I think I read this in one of those chain e-mails when my family first got an internet connection.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

It has that feel. An attention grabbing beginning, building of dramatic tension and a proper punch line with a meaningful morale to the whole story. There is certain level of production quality to it that you don't find in memes anymore. May be 50 years for now they will have a literary term for it, a close cousin of the fable.

[–]lono126 points7 points8 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I agree. Very well written and holds up to the test of time.

[–]xtr3m1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yep, the story is as old as internet.

[–]AUAUA[S] -3 points-2 points-1 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

My first time seeing it, good thing it can be reused on Facebook, and forwarded to reddit

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 12 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Its funny. Completely fake. But funny

[–]binglebongledingle6 points7 points8 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Its a red pill fable!

[–]AUAUA[S] -1 points0 points1 point 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I agree funny but most likely fake

[–]temparooney-2 points-1 points0 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Why must it be fake? The guy calms down, makes love to his right hand, then calmly plans the next day while his "love" sleeps in his arms or whatever.

[–]1FloranHunter1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It might have originally happened but this is old enough that this specific retelling is completely fabricated.

[–]dale060712 points13 points14 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

This is absolutely fantastic and not what I was expecting. Thanks for sharing.

[–]AUAUA[S] -1 points0 points1 point 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It made me chuckle, red pill has seemed serious as of late

[–]mightyspan5 points6 points7 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

This story is cute, but unnecessary. A chick plays some game like that, leave. There are a billion other things you can do to enjoy yourself and build your life besides stay involved with a nutcase like that.

[–]AUAUA[S] -2 points-1 points0 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I think your right, but showing her her hypergamy is priceless

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I heard my grandpa telling this story. Someone had told him when they were in Paris. In 1933.

[–]andro12950 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

/r/thathappened material but still clever

[–]Beardsman20 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Sorry about being serious, but if a girl rejects sex, especially like that, the best thing to do is go nuclear, don't wait till the next day and be passive aggressiveness. Tell her to get the fuck out, or if you are at her place get up and leave. Make the experience as painful for her as possible. Establish that boundary.

[–]the99percent10 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

What if its your wife?

[–]bama79rolltide -4 points-4 points-4 points 12 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Equality is a mother fucker, isn't it, feminists?

Like a boss!

[–]RG68-2 points-1 points0 points 12 years ago [recovered] (0 children) | Copy Link

Kill yourself

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