"You only want me for sex" shit test & how to respond

TRPsubmitter · 2014-03-12T19:32:46+00:00

Go Patrice O'Neal on them: "No that's not all I want, unless that's all you've got."

Whisper · 2014-03-12T18:34:57+00:00

I usually respond with "And sandwiches. Don't forget the sandwiches."

2014-03-12T17:48:57+00:00

Turning the tables can be pretty funny if you can pull it off. Act like you're the hot girl and she's the beta male.

Her - "You only want me for sex."

Me - "Stop pretending. We both know you're just using me for my sexy body, you pervert."

2014-03-12T19:02:31+00:00

That's a lot of conversation coming from my real life sex doll.

Psycho_Delic · 2014-03-13T03:11:22+00:00

I love the "I haven't decided yet" response. It really is a good one. And really doesn't lend much of a chance at it going anywhere but the bedroom after that.

CaptainDerpknocker · 2014-03-13T00:26:42+00:00

"What else you got?" is the correct answer. Patrice had it right.

chillmonkey88 · 2014-03-13T00:35:28+00:00

Can we get less articles with whole page pop up ads...

edmproducerXX · 2014-03-12T18:49:35+00:00

Shit test is my favorite moment in pickup. If you get it right and touch her strings then the scene changes. You become the qualifier.

Girl :- you just want to sleep with me

Me :- you just brought out sex from nowhere. Clearly that has been on your mind the whole evening. I just wanted a deep conversation.

Notice the worddeep . Bitches like to think that they are deep (no listening to bieber and bruno mars isnt deep ) , it is a better idea to hit them on their IQs . They know they are hot but they don't know if they are smart.

wazzym · 2014-03-12T22:19:33+00:00

I think Why is that bad? The best response...

Vaganusaurus · 2014-03-12T19:45:32+00:00

I always respond with "serial killer game". The organ crack was golden.

RedSunBlue · 2014-03-13T08:15:06+00:00

"Not true. I also want you for sex."

JUMBOSIZED · 2014-03-13T12:10:12+00:00

After being a little aggressive and getting some IOI/straight making sessions in the bar I've gotten the following statement from two different girls after inviting them back to my place, "I'm not that type of girl." I've responded with "I'm not that type of guy" but I feel as though I can do better. What are some prime responses to that shit test?

eccentricrealist · 2014-03-14T16:43:21+00:00

grunt

2014-03-15T22:22:52+00:00

Its funny how every single last girl is "not that kind of girl."

2014-03-16T15:59:53+00:00

before sex: of course I do...don't you ? cause I ain't looking to get married any time this week...

after sex: oh, baby, you're not that good of a lay, but you'll get there I have faith.

lupilipid · 2014-03-12T19:42:55+00:00

I think "What's wrong with that?" would be a good reply

2014-03-12T23:16:29+00:00

I've responded to this with "no I want to piss on you too." Went over fine

take_it_easy_dude · 2014-03-13T08:32:57+00:00

Do you want me to....not want sex from you? Then what's the problem?

2014-03-12T18:34:38+00:00

One I've had work;

"Oh come on we both know you enjoy it too"

and if she's still on the fence.

"Maybe I just really like watchin' you enjoy yourself"

Title	"You only want me for sex" shit test & how to respond
Author	TRPsubmitter
Upvotes	133
Comments	29
Date	March 12, 2014 5:14 PM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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