Most bitches have room in their pussy for another dick

This is a lesson I have learned over time by interacting with my target demographic: Bitches in relationships. 

Now before you start crying about how I’m litterally fucking your girl, hear me out. You were there for her when she was desperate and all alone. You got her at a good time - she was lonely. I’m just picking the fruit when it’s ripe - like you - when she’s bored. 

You see the only thing more desperate and lonely than a girl who doesn’t have a dick to base her identity on, is the girl who does. She’s bored of the same dick every day - and when she gets to thinkin’ she realizes that she has vacancy in her pussy. 

This is where I cum in to fill the vacancy in your girls life - cuz girls need a dream to believe in too dammit #2019. 

There are some things that men can be sure of in life: Death, taxes, and if your girl has available space in her pussy that you aren’t filling - she’s definitely getting it filled... by me.
Let me give you a case study of this phenomenon: 

Mrs. Mexico is studying out of state. She and her “dream” boyfriend are doing the LTR thing while she’s visiting my college. 

What is Mrs. M doing in her boyfriends absence? 

  • Studying 
  • Checking out other guys
  • Fucking me
  • Smoking weed 
  • Exploring a new city

She even tells me about her boyfriend and how much of a “nice guy” he is. I’m sure he’s a nice guy and I would like to thank you - I know you’re reading this” for letting me fuck your girl.