For example: /u/BPremium starts us off with Iron Fist
Bluepillprofessor is a struggling father of two. He works 9-5 at a thankless job and then comes home to his shrew of a wife and uppity kids. One evening on his way home from work he is bitten on the cock by a unicorn, turning him into the mighty REDPILLCOACH. Filled with his newfound Alpha powers he turns his attentions not to fighting crime but the far nobler goal of terrorising his family.
After his son gives him some back chat by asking how his day was BPP/RPC swiftly puts the asshole facedown and hogties him. Having dealt with the henchman he then sends the daughter out to fuck a high beta before she's washed out and then marches upstairs to face his arch nemesis. She doesn't believe that he is the mighty RedPillCoach, he's just a BP schlub, so she resists his advances. So he knocks one out in the bathroom and leaves without kissing her to go to the gym. She doesnt seem to notice that he's left. In the gym he benches a new PB of 100lbs and goes home to celebrate by posting obscene amounts of detail in his latest Field Report on reddit to the adoration of his, largely Indian, fanbase titled 'Captain Your Ship with an Iron Fist'.
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[–]jax006Wants to bang ~20% of PPD chicks6 points7 points8 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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