Welcome class. For today's lesson you may refer to me as Prof. Drippy "Big Daddy" Skippy. We discuss many different topics in this class regarding Feminism and how women are always the victim. Such as, how patriarchy is real, rape culture, the wage gap and women should never go to prison regardless of what they did because in the end you can always blame a man. However, today I wanted to educate you all on the creator of Feminism. There is a lot of misinformation out there regarding who actually created this great movement. The most common myth is that the Suffragettes were the first feminists, but its common sense that they weren't. Sure they planted some bombs and made a name for themselves, but they called themselves "suffragettes" not "feminists". There is a clear distinction in those names, we can conclude they were not the creators of Feminism.

The actual creator of Feminism is a guy by the name of Adolph Hitler. Now I know some of you may not know who this guy is because you were too busy skipping your history classes for dance therapy, sexual liberation and flower hat design classes. For those that don't know, he was the leader of the Nazi party in Germany during WWII. For evidence you should look no further than this fact. It is clear that Hitler was the leader of the Nazi party because feminists are referred to as feminazis. This is clear evidence that he created the great Feminist movement. But evidence and facts aren't important things in this class, whats important is we learn about the creator of the Feminist movement.

Some of you might be wondering, well how did a man create Feminism. Its simple the PATRIARCHY IS REAL SCREEEEE!!!!!! Obviously, men created society and everything within it and society is specifically set up for men to rape women, this is a topic we have discussed at length in this class. It should come as no surprise that a man created Feminism.

So lets learn about what Hitler did to help the Feminist movement. As we all know we hate men (I hate myself sometimes I should probably change my gender) and enjoy male tears. Which is why Hitler started WWII. It was to kill as many men as possible and it was very successful killing roughly a total of 60 million people, most of those men. This helped cull the human population of all the beta billy's so that we can get knocked up by the chads with great genes and big cocks.

Hitler's occupation of Europe was an attempt to make a dystopian patriarchy. We all hate the patriarchy ladies, but here is the great thing about what Hitler was attempting to accomplish. Had Hitler been successful we would actually have something to legitimately bitch about. Instead of complaining about molehills being mountains, we would have had a patriarchy on a world level scale. Think of all of us who could have went into victimology as a career. Sure, there are still quite a few feminists who make a living at being a victim like the old Laci Green. She is a strong independent woman who don't need no man and I use to be so proud of her. I hope some of you in my class grow up to be her some day, except don't switch sides like dirty cheating whore skank. Now where was I, oh yes, Hitler's attempt to make world wide patriarchy. Just imagine how many bra's we could have burned had Hitler not been a failure.

I do want to address one negative argument about Feminism. Many basement dwelling fat cheeto finger ugly man childs like to compare our holy Feminism movement with the terrible ailment of cancer. Well, I have bad news for you forced incels, Hitler had syphilis. We can conclude that because our great leader has syphilis, that feminism is much more likely to be considered an STD, not cancer. STD's in most cases can be really annoying, but generally doesn't out right kill you unless you get another disease from having a weakened immune system. Next time you see a fuck boy comparing cancer and Feminism tell him its more like an STD.

That concludes today's lesson on the creator of Feminism. We will be having a quiz next week about this material, so please ladies study hard. If you don't do well on the quiz, some of you ^^^the ^^^hot ^^^sluts, can always schedule an appointment with me after class and I will give you the real taste of the patriarchy. ^^^Make ^^^sure ^^^to ^^^wear ^^^your ^^^sexy ^^^school ^^^girl ^^^outfit.