35 year old single mom wants her soul mate to love her kid as his own.

2020-09-23T14:51:16+00:00

I find it interesting the writing style and desire to now get a man interested that is the opposite of what she already had children with. If you notice, after "I am looking for my best friend," there is a double space. That usually indicates that she paused, had to think a little bit, and then began writing again, but starting with another space. So she doesn't really know what she wants, she just knows whatever she was getting before isn't working for her now and YOU need to change that. YOU need to spoil her because her thug baby daddy had and currently has no intention of ever doing that. She wants all the things she missed out on by chasing all the things her pussy wanted instead. The problem is, if she ever gets the attention of such a highly desirable man that is interested in commitment, her pussy will dry up due to not getting what it wants.

She can't have it both ways, the thug boyfriends that make her wet and the good guy that takes care of her. Not now that her pussy has tasted that long hard rough latino gang-bang train anyways.

It's easy to spot a clearly manipulative profile like this because they usually mention all the cliche things a good, docile provider male will have and none of the things she can reciprocate to such a high value male. These bailout bitches just know one thing, that the men they have been fucking are not paying their stock pile of bills. No man will ever be able to do right by them now. Not the thugs of the past and most likely future and not the captain save-a-hoe who sucks the fluids out of her holes by osmosis that he actually cares about her.

Emervila · 2020-09-23T13:23:26+00:00

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loneliness-inc · 2020-09-23T12:32:00+00:00

She loves to laugh and she wants a man who will make her laugh?

Where do I sign up?

Out of my way, guys! This one is mine!

better_new_me · 2020-09-23T13:10:13+00:00

This is the best satire in the whole reddit

Natuasi · 2020-09-23T13:46:59+00:00

Her eyes are a window into hell.

2020-09-23T13:13:57+00:00

She's an independent single mother and yet, looking to marry a man who will love her child (pay for the child) as if it's his own. If I didn't know any better I'd probably waste my time trying to figure out the underlying logic behind this conundrum.

Also, lots of demands for someone whose mugshot would probably be next to a dictionary entry for The Wall. Do I get to be her height, ~~a complete fat ass~~ chubby with a child on my hands and ask for a woman who's marriage material as well or is this only reserved for the average delusional woman like the one in the OP?

shrinkshooter · 2020-09-23T14:47:01+00:00

Someone needs to inform El Salvador that there's an extraterrestrial claiming to be from their country.

On a more infuriating and amusing note, I did a quick google search for the place and what popped up? Vice and their quality ~~propaganda~~ journalism, crafting such illustrious ~~bullshit~~ investigative reporting as El Salvador's Hipster President Is Attacking the Media. Terribly offtopic I know but not even a tiny country like that can escape the REEEEEEing of whiny writers.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2020-09-23T13:32:28+00:00

I'd rather fornicate with Bride of Chucky

mustangfrank · 2020-09-23T13:25:21+00:00

She got Baby Rabies and had a kid at the age of 31. The man was either using her or she him to get pregnant. Now, at 33, she needs cash. Also, now she wants commitment, love etc. Too bad she didn't think of that in her 20's. When she hit the wall, it was all my friends are having babies and I have no husband, so I start a family with out one.

MentORPHEUS · 2020-09-23T16:06:02+00:00

She looks mad. All the King's horses and all the King's men could never put a smile on that face!

Dumloko · 2020-09-23T17:07:06+00:00

"... Have a personal relationship with God."

Any man who trully values his friendship with God won't give this woman the time of day.

"Thinking ability will keep watch over you, and discernment will safeguard you, [...] It will save you from the wayward woman, from the smooth words of the immoral woman [...] For her house sinks down into death, and her paths lead to those powerless in death. None of those having relations with her will return, nor will they regain the pathways of life."

Proverbs chapter 2.

Natuasi · 2020-09-23T13:54:13+00:00

In her bio under the kid emoji she says “yes, and they live at home.” So she may have more kids than the one she mentioned.

Nathaniel66 · 2020-09-23T12:00:58+00:00

Sooo...if they can choose "curvy" instead of fat, is there an option to nicely say a gay is under 6.0 feet?

OpenImagination9 · 2020-09-23T16:00:18+00:00

I guess her green card is about to expire.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-09-23T19:17:16+00:00

I think I'll bring back my old drinking game for this one.

Purple hair, red flag! *shot*

Nose ring,red flag! *shot* nose rings are for farm animals. Just because you resemble a hog, doesn't mean you need to take that resemblance further.

Says "curvy" but really means "FAT", red flag AND cliche! *shot* Lishen, Mish Piggy, Sophia Vegara is curvy. YOU are FAT.

Single mom! One shot for each kid! *skims* just one this time. *shot*

Claims she's "independent"! cliche! *shot*

"Love to laugh"! Biggesht cliche on here. *shot* how'sh thish for a laugh, Mish Piggy: you're sho fat, your blood type ish butter!

Ya know, I shtill have to drive home, sho I'm cutting myshelf off. Ah, hell, one more for the road! *shot*

*flop*

MGTOWtoday · 2020-09-23T19:51:01+00:00

She looks like a deranged weasel

horheydominguez · 2020-09-23T13:57:14+00:00

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sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-09-23T15:56:24+00:00

It's too bad she didn't want any of those things before she got knocked up and ditched.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2020-09-23T18:05:42+00:00

If she had a baby at 33, she must have had many abortions. I'm sure she was skeeted in a whole lot before getting pregnant at 33. She's no stranger to the leche.

Alturius · 2020-09-23T20:24:50+00:00

She's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off nettles

kokofiki · 2020-09-24T01:42:46+00:00

I am convinced women don't want to contribute shit to a man's life other than her needs, wants, hypergamy, crotch spawn, and drama - all negatives.

Where are the positives? It doesn't appear women offer anything other than a wet, putrid fish hole that has seen more activity then a revolving door.

dbbeebs · 2020-09-24T03:04:39+00:00

Purple hair, a nose ring and a single mother over thirty. The trifecta.

On the farm we used to put nose rings in sows. Hmmm.

RampantRyanLion · 2020-09-24T06:35:16+00:00

I've been to El Salvador and have come to the conclusion that they let the ugly ones leave. There are some serious hotties there.

Kale8888 · 2020-09-24T03:16:50+00:00

Its amazing how many of these read like a copy and paste - I feel like I've read this exact profile over and over

DoDo_01 · 2020-09-24T07:26:26+00:00

Tl;dr: I want your passport mr american man

pilot-777 · 2020-09-24T11:47:19+00:00

She wants her partner to love her children when she couldn’t even love herself enough to not use a filter

Dunvegan79 · 2020-10-01T00:13:32+00:00

Lead this cow to the pasture by her nose ring. Damaged goods.

Massacher · 2020-10-16T07:22:29+00:00

Wrong texture pack selected?

Title	35 year old single mom wants her soul mate to love her kid as his own.
Author	DL505
Upvotes	138
Comments	53
Date	September 23, 2020 11:55 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/iy8nko/35_year_old_single_mom_wants_her_soul_mate_to/
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