Branch Swinging Hamsters

MattyAnon · 2015-03-06T04:57:47+00:00

I think most women branch swing by nature. Saves having to be alone / unsupported. Very few attractive girls are ever properly single.

BurgundyCarpet · 2015-03-06T04:36:05+00:00

Got a mental image of a hamster swinging through the forest like Tarzan when I read the title of your post.

babydocnorman · 2015-03-06T17:21:23+00:00

Studies show that half of women in relationships have a Plan B man. If the reported number is 50%, the actual number is probably closer to 100%.

screamingATtrees · 2015-03-06T20:14:42+00:00

Most attractive women have fuck buddies, fuck friends, a few male orbiters and one or two main guys that they want to settle down with when they feel they are ready.

I have noticed like how they shop for clothes... They are constantly looking for better deals on latest fashions...And how they view men is similar.

I never realized this I noticed even married women would hit on other men directly in front of their current guy...no shame..no remorse "when I'm single we should hook up"

"why are you getting so pissy.. I was just kidding...tee hee"

TekkomanKingz · 2015-03-06T15:41:20+00:00

Just laugh and keep spinning....Who cares

cmiovino · 2015-03-06T18:27:46+00:00

I can 100% back this up.

Girlfriend came to me, crying, said we should end things, I accepted 100%, walked away. Next day, she came crawling back saying it was a bad decision. What I didn't know was she had just met someone else in the last week and that was true reason why she wanted to end it.

Fast forward 6 months down road, she came to me again and really wanted to end things. That's when I found out what was going on.

Essentially, due to distance, she wanted me there in case this fell through with the guy. She can't stand to be alone. And the guy was from Australia.... we're in the US.

bsutansalt · 2015-03-06T22:05:24+00:00

Relevant:

/r/TheRedPill/comments/2qdd8p/boyfriends_and_branch_swinging/

RELTIH88 · 2015-03-06T03:03:52+00:00

I would bet that the majority of women on dating websites are already in a relationship. Whether they are looking for "friends" or just waiting for the right alpha to message her, if "she screws up" in her current relationship. AWALT.

ECoast_Man · 2015-03-07T00:34:58+00:00

At least she's fucking calling a spade a spade, even if she isn't self-actualized enough to understand why. That's worlds ahead from most bitches who hamster away everything.

RedCrayonWizard · 2015-03-06T04:17:25+00:00

I'm in an LTR. I can't wait for the day when she tries to branch swing. It's going to be hilarious.

Title	Branch Swinging Hamsters
Author	Subtletorious
Upvotes	22
Comments	14
Date	March 6, 2015 2:35 AM UTC (11 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/2y3g0v/branch_swinging_hamsters/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/TheRedPill/branch-swinging-hamsters.29896 https://theredarchive.com/post/29896

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