Alright y'all are my only hope here cause fuck r relationshits or any other subreddit. I like y'all shit though and I fucks with it and I know y'all won't bullshit me.

No humble brag - I ain't no Tyrese or Chris Brown looking nigga. I'm 5'5 with a stocky build a little chubby but my arms are nice.

My finances are shit but I do got my own spot and I'm tryna upgrade.

Anyways I was seeing this one bitch and we'll call her Bacardi because why not.

I went out with Bacardi to Chili's on our first date cause fuck paying too much. I also told her ass no steak or else she can find her own way home.

The date went well so we kept seeing each other.

Now mind you at no point does this bitch say that we're trending towards relationship town.

I've got other hoes to fuck, a tomboy type we'll call Tequila and a cutie we'll call Vodka.

Tequila gets mad that I'm spending less and less time with her even though she knew what this shit was. So bam I gotta shelf her. She's blowing up my phone so fuck that noise.

Vodka is engaged so I never have to worry about her actin goofy.

Bacardi starts sending me signals and shit. She asked me if I was seeing other bitches and I told her that I was. She then asked if we could get serious and I was like "nah".

We get into the FWB situation. She ain't new to the game so this shit should be a breeze.

Nope. She gets resentful that I keep fucking with Vodka. Accuses me of leading her on and shit. I'm like how many FWBs have you grew resentful of for fucking other bitches?? Lmao

She tells me it was different but my theory is that she never asked them because she didn't want commitment. Now that she wants commitment it's like she's tryna close my circle or some shit. Fuck that noise.

Get this - she said these things were "classic signs" of me leading her on.

Dinner dates Holding her hand "Overall impression" (wtf does that mean??? Lmao)

So y'all tellin me taking her goofy ass to Chili's and getting chicken fajitas and holding her hand on a whim a few times was the difference? Da fuck is this shit?

She said with the other guys it was "different" yet I told her ass before I like to take shit extra slow. Hell all we do nowadays is fuck and order pizza every weekend.

Y'all I think she's too stubborn to admit that she's falling for ya boy. Her mind is coming up with any reason to blame me for her falling for me. Like I got a playbook or some shit.

Anyways we still fuckin' and overall she cool af but I don't want her resenting me and shit neither cause fuck drama. Did I lead this bitch on?