For some reason I get way more attention from women who are older (I'm 22) and bigger (I'm 150 lbs) than me. I think girls my age get scared cause I have a buzz cut instead of a temp fade. I have no problem with that though, since every girl my age I talk to gets weirded out when I say I don't have snap or insta and I'm getting tired of coming up with lies to mask my mild autism. Regardless, my first sexual experience was crawling under my teacher's dress in pre-school to look for her mob spawner, so I've been down with older chicks for a while now.

Anyways, at the gym I get a bunch of IoIs from absolute phatty MILFs. I'm talkin' taco trucks, tractor trailers, curry wagons, you name it; all the colors of the rainbow, and all probably 30-40 years old. But my first reaction to seeing one is always, "How's a little nigga like me gonna handle all that ass?". Just thinking about going doggy with one of those Tonkas makes me feel like a remote control stuck between two couch cushions. Beyond that, I have no clue how to game bitches 8+ years older than me; I feel like I'd need to ask for permission slips.

Everything said, I'd still love to turn a few of these mountainous whores into wave machines, I just need some advice on how to get out of my own bald ass head. Do I just talk to them as if they were my age? Thanks.