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[–]AlinYBN143 points44 points45 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a majestic creature. I could watch it for hours, from a distance of course. Tears are just another manipulation tactic, one of many and they are worth less than you think, compassion is wasted on someone who can't appreciate it.
[–]d167848039 points40 points41 points 5 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
"C" and "A". That is, she stabs you, then calls the cops and claims self defense for you trying to rape or assault her. Simp cops believe her, you go to jail.
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stabbed and then thrown in jail. I wonder how many poor simps have had this exact thing happen to them.
[–]Maximum_Afternoon3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Brilliant! And here I was thinking only A OR B, like a sucker!
[–]MandalorianFree10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Cook dinner HAHAHAHA never in 100 years
[–]zenmasterzen35 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Unless it's poisoned?
[–]MandalorianFree1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wasn’t the first time
[–]zenmasterzen310 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.
[–]Daikon_kudasai1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unless you are the dinner? I dunno has that happened before?
[–]Vafster1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL I THOUGHT IT SAID COCK DINNER AND I CHOSE D (so did she xD)
[–]anonymous5780339 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hahah love this but true. The obvious choice stands out lol
[–]scocasso7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This reminds me... My ex told me that a woman's mind is a big jumble and constant stream of a myriad of thoughts. They are literally in a constant state of frazzle with everything overlapping, jumping around...
Remember this video? https://youtu.be/3XjUFYxSxDk
This guy is LITERALLY correct. It may seem like he is using metaphor, but he's not. Women can't think of just one thing at a time. That's why when you're like, "So, where would you like to go for dinner?" and they say, "I don't know" and you're like, shit "you always say that and want me to choose, can't you just for once choose a place?" and she literally will have a brain short circuit trying to figure out the answer to the question, "no, no, it really doesn't matter, just choose somewhere" and insist that you choose.
This same ex of mine told me that when she was pregnant, that all of this crazy constant brain shit going on, totally calmed down and she felt completely rational for the very fist time (well, prob. since puberty, and probably not completely rational, it just seemed like it to her) because finally all those hormones calmed down... estrogen on the brain does some crazy shit.
[–]Android806312 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Interesting. I remember my mom would be a total bitch when she was pregnant with my sister. I already knew it was coming. Growing up around women red pills you fast
[–]gtowerthrowaway4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Tell you she's wrong" lol
[–]Sumfuc4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think soon all Men should consider wearing those cameras the cops are wearing now, whenever he have to engage with the enemy.
[–]ComprehensiveMGTOW2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This was basically me the morning after losing my virginity to a 63 year old.
[–]EternalLoser74 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
uhhhhhhh was it rape
[–]ComprehensiveMGTOW3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's a good question. The modern definitions of rape appear to include:
[i] Being drunk. [ii] Consenting, but later regretting it.
I was drunk at the time, as she insisted I have alcohol even after I had already said no. Therefore, on the basis of [i] she raped me.
I consented at the time (because I was drunk), but later regretted it. Therefore, on the basis of [ii] I was raped.
[–]Juche_Mentality1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Use a lifeline and phone a friend to come pick you up and get away from it.
[–]mariof1351 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that chick is hot and exponentially crazier, engage at your own risk.
[–]RangoDj1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm confused between A and C. Can I use a lifeline?
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Obviously "C" is the red herring. A woman would never say that
[–]OnceAHermit1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know this - if I asked to use 50/50, answers B & D would be removed.
[–]MertFrunman1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Does nike sell yoga pants for men too?
[–]mgtowyear41 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
borderline.
Women only truly cry when they're alone
[–]everydaygreyman0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A 1/2: punch herself and then call the cops and say you did it.
[–]PurpleRod20160 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"A", she is about to call the cops clearly
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