As we all know, due to it being constantly drilled int our heads the past weeks, mothers' day is coming up this weekend. I have posted about this before, but for those of you know who don't know about my waking nightmare: I work in an office of over 30 women, most at least 35 and up. Then you have me, the only guy, at 25.

I just got back from the bathroom, where I had to escape to and makes sure I didn't lose my fucking mind after an entire day of "happy mothers' day to all of you!" Does anyone pat themselves more on the back for completing simple tasks than women? Just about anyone can have a kid, we are literally designed by evolution to do so. It was absolutely, bat shit insane listening to them drone on about it.

I've been studying for the series 7 for the past couple months, and take it in June-- then I can move on to another job at the firm.