Walking red flag mad that "none of yall hoes answer"

YouSaidChicken · 2020-11-19T00:40:04+00:00

I wonder if she realizes "mom of 2" isn't a selling point?

Mick_Donalds · 2020-11-19T01:14:33+00:00

- Has worse grammar than an average Kindergartener

- Admits to being bisexual and supports LGBT. Not even a "negotiable" red flag

- Already has 2 crotch trophies from Chad or Tyrone

- Has hand tattoos, implying other bad ink choices in places where it would be hard for her to cover up and still be compliant with corporate or organizational dress codes

- Admits that she uses drugs (what a great mother, huh guys??)

- "Looking for friendsssss" - Read between the lines on this: this is code for "I'm looking for a drug source, and hoping it's a semi-decent looking guy I can fuck for free dope"

She's homie-hopping trash, guys.

Miserable-Lemon · 2020-11-19T01:38:24+00:00

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MrNeurotypical · 2020-11-19T01:38:19+00:00

God I hate when people put 420 in their profiles. If I put alcohol friendly in my profile how does that come across? Benzo friendly?

x-typo · 2020-11-19T00:51:03+00:00

Created a profile on Tinder and wrote "Looking for friendsssss"

Yeah, I just ordered an entree just to look at it....

Martellus732 · 2020-11-19T02:21:32+00:00

More red flags than a Che vigil.

Rayzor_debiker · 2020-11-19T08:14:03+00:00

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0mrcynic0 · 2020-11-19T02:15:23+00:00

I'd rather be by myself than put my seed in her even if she's the last woman on earth. Don't even go near these crazies.

Chiliresident · 2020-11-19T10:40:21+00:00

Fat fingers at 23 means she very likely has a huge ass. Uses Ghetto speak: “y’all hoes” - sounds like even Tyrone is skipping out on cheap sex with this diseased ridden money pit. To the trailer park with this one.

Cursedwithknowing · 2020-11-19T01:00:42+00:00

Lots of red flags there. Who is going to man up and redeem this woman?

thiccccharles · 2020-11-19T08:56:53+00:00

Red flag is that she’s 23 and has two kids

bruh_what_the_f · 2020-11-19T09:17:38+00:00

She must not know who the real Joji is or she would have taken his sage advice:

Shut the fuck up
You're a fucking cunt
Shut the fuck up
You're a stupid cunt, suck my dick
Shut the fuck up
Stop being a fucking cunt
Shut the fuck up
Nobody even wants you here

What?
I just want to let you know, you're a stupid fucking cunt
Go ahead and run your mouth, pussy, I don't give a fuck
You're a stupid piece of shit, you're a stupid fucking bitch
Get the fuck up off my dick, get the fuck up off my dick, like
Please end your fucking life, please end your fucking life
I really gotta emphasise, no one cares if you're alive
You're a fucking penis-hole, grab a dick and eat it whole
I need to know if you were dropped when you were just a fetus though
You're so fucking ugly and your face is fucking foul, jeez
You're so fucking loud, can you shut your fucking mouth, can you
Shut the fuck up
You're a fucking cunt
Shut the fuck up
You're a stupid cunt, suck my dick
Shut the fuck up
Stop being a fucking cunt
Shut the fuck up
Nobody even wants you here
Yeah
Close your fucking mouth, you're just really fucking dense
If you hate me, why you talking? You don't make no fucking sense
Got a sad life, sad life, go to fucking hell
Are you stupid or disabled, man, I can't fucking tell
Meh
You're a fucking dumb shit, you don't even run shit
Get the fuck up out of my face and go to hell and eat a dick
Come and catch these hands, boy
Come and match these bands, boy
I'm not crazy, I just do it all because I can, boy
I hope you fucking die in a high-speed car crash
I hope you fucking fall head-first and get your neck cracked
I hope you have some beautiful children that die from cancer
I hope you catch Zika when your wife gets pregnant
I hope you win the lottery and die the next day
And your daughter has to see you getting lowered in your grave
Like, uh, ooh- that was a little dark
I'm sorry. Tha-that was a little dark. Very poor taste
Shut the fuck up
I shouldn't have said that
You're a fucking cunt
Actually, no, I should have
Shut the fuck up
Actually, I didn't say enough
You're a stupid cunt, suck my dick
Shut the fuck up
Stop being a fucking cunt
Shut the fuck up
Nobody even wants you here

2020-11-19T15:21:27+00:00

"I HAVE KIDS! 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩"

mustangfrank · 2020-11-19T16:08:13+00:00

23 and with 2 kids, and she wonders why no one calls. How about because you are 23 and have 2 kids.

She: No that cannot be it. My hamster says I am special.

ChadInKorea · 2020-11-19T12:28:41+00:00

Basically a junkie who’d just fuck anyone. Poor kids.

Aldabruzzo · 2020-11-19T14:59:10+00:00

Let's see. Bisexual, single mom of 2 kids at 23, is an art freak (meaning she's artsy fartsy - more on that below), likes some weird obscure japanese/american singer, smokes weed, wears t shirts with huge sayings/labels on them, and really wants to hook up with other women.

Train. Wreck.

More on women into art, and "artsy fartsy" people:

Artsy fartsies, especially women, are "free spirits". Manic pixie dream girls, except they serve no purpose in your life other than to fuck it up. She's not there to help you; she's there to sponge off you. Not bright, have no future time orientation, and believe their art has "value" and that people should pay for it. They all believe they'll become Georgia O'Keeffe. This also includes actors, singers and dancers. (Doesn't include exotic dancers or strippers - they are a special kind of crazy all their own.) They all think they're undiscovered Emma Stones, Pinks, or prima donna ballerinas. They're all undiscovered geniuses and someday someone will appreciate their "craft". They're like equestriennes - they have an expensive money pit obsession/hobby that will NEVER make them any money, is more important to them than you, and turns them into pie in the sky weird fucks. You want one of these women, fine; but just know what you're getting into.

LaLa_Land543 · 2020-11-20T03:02:43+00:00

I fucking hate the lip touching thing

sony_anumo · 2020-11-20T17:41:58+00:00

On tinder looking for "friendsssssss"

The fuck does that even mean.
That she will smoke your weed but still not fuck you?

Title	Walking red flag mad that "none of yall hoes answer"
Author	gopherdong
Upvotes	129
Comments	34
Date	November 19, 2020 12:39 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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