She’s this close to popping out a kid, and don’t worry - like the picture says, you’ll never be first.

dwc151 · 2020-02-11T23:56:11+00:00

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blakswan1976 · 2020-02-11T23:40:21+00:00

Does she update her tinder bio every month? “I am now 6 months pregnant” - “I am two weeks post partum, peepee still hurts teehee” - “I am currently lactating” and so on and so forth

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-02-11T23:58:49+00:00

Family First

Maybe if she thought that before becoming an unwed single mother, then she would not be in this position.

Looking for a man between 20-35 years old

She might as well find a tall building and scream: BAILOUT NEED A BAILOUT HERE.

mustangfrank · 2020-02-12T00:57:11+00:00

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Aromatic_Use · 2020-02-12T01:44:07+00:00

Bio in a couple years: "I'm now pregnant with my 3rd child. Looking for a man between 20-35yrs old, who will still love me for me and accept that I come as a package with my 3 kids."

NickTesla2018 · 2020-02-12T00:51:38+00:00

Just curious, do other women ever see these kind of profiles and say WTF ?! Us guys can't be the only ones.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2020-02-12T00:26:08+00:00

"Love me for me". Hah! What a joke! When a man naively and humbly asks for that, society shames him and tells him that he himself is NEVER ENOUGH; that he MUST BE THIS, MUST BE THAT, MUST BRING THIS, MUST BRING THAT.

DangZagnut · 2020-02-11T23:36:15+00:00

Her anthem, like her heart and quest for beta bucks.

ugluk1 · 2020-02-12T00:25:28+00:00

Another man's child. That's simply amazing.

kfree313 · 2020-02-12T00:07:47+00:00

“I’m very outgoing, might be shy at first” in womanese means slide me a few drinks and I’ll forget all about what I just said

NakedValhallaBoyyy · 2020-02-12T00:00:54+00:00

These always kill me. Why announce the babies gender? If that matters to the man then he's gonna be more interested in the baby than you.

Jr10101010 · 2020-02-12T03:44:36+00:00

Aww I’m 36. Oh well

leredditbugman · 2020-02-12T06:52:12+00:00

While you’re in the process of chatting with this girl and setting up a date she’ll be ready to pop, there’s a good chance that within your first handful of dates she’s going to give birth to a kid that isn’t yours.

Doesn’t this chick realize just how undesirable she really is?

_ImS_ · 2020-02-12T12:55:03+00:00

"Family First"

Proceeds to have a bastard

2020-02-12T03:52:18+00:00

a man...who will love me for me.

What the hell does that mean? Is her father a billionnaire?

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2020-02-12T08:00:49+00:00

If you date her, YOU HAD BETTER HAVE A CAR so you can be on-call at any moment to drive her to the hospital to give birth to Chad's child.

TreadStone1973 · 2020-02-13T03:19:11+00:00

At 22, maybe she will be hot enough to nab some sucker. I can't help but wonder why she isn't suing the baby daddy for support. I guess he is some guy with a lot of muscle and swag but no brains or future.

Overkillengine · 2020-02-12T10:30:33+00:00

Because we all know stable responsible men love taking on the burdens of men who were neither and thus get to help raise a child whose face serves as a living reminder of the latter kind of man, (you were not her first choice) while being treated as a disposable utility/ATM whose wants and needs are a far second when and if they are considered at all.

Emervila · 2020-02-12T15:21:58+00:00

fix the typo" Chad's family first. That's HIS family.

Domebeers · 2020-02-12T17:57:52+00:00

1000 matches

EffectivePineapple2 · 2020-02-12T04:47:59+00:00

Not the worst one I’ve seen, at least it’s only ONE kid.

2020-02-12T17:03:55+00:00

what a waste

lowsugarpup · 2020-02-16T21:34:28+00:00

Im surprised this woman has night lovell as her anthem.

Here are some of the lyrics from her anthem:

"But my niggas fuck bitches in the back of the cab Claim riches but a nigga been whack Never talk boy with your fake ass stack"

"Bitches say 613 that's the greatest But I never see no niggas ever famous Facts, boy black, boy trash, boy trash, boy Ten fake bape hoodies face ass boy"

TheApricotCavalier · 2020-02-13T01:37:28+00:00

She wants to date a 35 year old? Ew, gross. What a creeper

2020-02-13T09:18:25+00:00

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Traksimuss · 2020-02-12T05:07:09+00:00

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BluepillProfessor · 2020-02-12T02:44:54+00:00

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Title	She’s this close to popping out a kid, and don’t worry - like the picture says, you’ll never be first.
Author	nCRedditor-21
Upvotes	168
Comments	73
Date	February 11, 2020 11:08 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/f2gykp/shes_this_close_to_popping_out_a_kid_and_dont/
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