Roll up roll up. Obese, pregnant, left husband for the thought of Chad and will nag you constantly. What a catch

DangZagnut · 2020-02-08T06:08:14+00:00

Jesus I'm glad my sex fetishes contain none of that.

dwc151 · 2020-02-08T07:30:45+00:00

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SpankKing_ · 2020-02-08T08:01:15+00:00

binoculars to my eyes in one hand, my fist wrapped around my cock as I beat the fuck out of my meat.. wearing knee high socks, dirty yellow crocs ugh fuck bitch y-you said somethin bout a baby

WhiskeyAndSunsets · 2020-02-08T08:23:27+00:00

Someone needs to tell her that her best chance at anything is literally with the one guy who said 'I do.'

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2020-02-08T11:45:30+00:00

I swear to jumping Jehosephat, these women are trolling us. I have no doubt that somewhere there is a forum, or app, or site on which these women have a contest: Who can post the most undesirable, nasty, detestable dating profile and still pull a man.

This woman is in my top ten for sure. Yes, around here I know this is saying a lot. But just scroll up and look again. She is not merely UNattractive, she is repulsive on just about every level.

Just a few more bullets and she would have the trifecta of Nasties:

My baby is my world
No more games
Men are losers, man up, etc.

Now excuse me while I scrub my eyeballs.

tikanderoga · 2020-02-08T11:36:36+00:00

Who let miss piggy out of the pen?

Mox_Ruby · 2020-02-08T10:50:34+00:00

Shes just trying to hurt the father. What a fucking horrible fat worthless cunt.

WhiskeyAndSunsets · 2020-02-08T06:09:06+00:00

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bjred78 · 2020-02-08T08:34:23+00:00

Her ex is celebrating, good chance the kid she is carrying isn't his. We all know a thirsty beta would fuck her raw.

Blue_Andre · 2020-02-08T11:07:29+00:00

Left him while pregnant and already moving further down fornication land?! Terribly immoral woman.

leredditbugman · 2020-02-08T14:38:57+00:00

I get that things aren’t going good for this girl right now but maybe as soon as you leave your husband and are currently pregnant isn’t the best time to join a fuckapp?

Silas-Gray · 2020-02-08T13:01:47+00:00

Even without the little ankle biter she’s a solid 1, maybe a 2 on a good day.

well-funk_it · 2020-02-08T08:07:20+00:00

Yeeeeees, super attractive...

...to planets, moons and other celestial bodies

Westerncaesar · 2020-02-08T09:45:21+00:00

She says super... Alot. There's absolutely nothing "super" about her, except maybe...

ThaHentaiConnoisseur · 2020-02-08T08:23:18+00:00

Lads, we found a wild mountain troll trying to snatch up men for her bread. I'm going to have to hit the YEET real fast on this one.

teureg · 2020-02-08T14:51:29+00:00

Fatty 25 year olds be looking 40+

Cuntfart9000 · 2020-02-08T15:29:32+00:00

Lol! A disloyal sloppy fat pig? Sign me up!

Imagine how desperate you would have to be. Holy shit.

froglelefrogle · 2020-02-08T15:55:46+00:00

Lmao that dude thought for sure he was on cruise control for the rest of his days, being married to a bitch this ugly

Redhood616 · 2020-02-08T23:34:09+00:00

Now we know why 1/3 of Americans are living in constant hunger. This bitch is eating all the food!!

couchpro34 · 2020-02-08T13:36:22+00:00

Assuming this is her "best angle"... Oof. Imagine what she looks like in person.

drewc99 · 2020-02-08T17:07:19+00:00

I like how women like this like to claim on her dating profile that SHE left her HUSBAND. Like in her mind, that makes her more attractive to other men because she was the winner of the breakup or something.

VetteVet83 · 2020-02-08T22:33:07+00:00

She needs to beg her husband to take her back. The chances of her ever getting another one are pretty damn slim, unlike herself.

frawleyg · 2020-02-09T04:44:36+00:00

Damn didn’t think I’d pinch a third nut out today but here I am

Davidbhoy67 · 2020-02-08T15:19:15+00:00

Slag

Psychoticface · 2020-02-08T16:19:47+00:00

She didn't say why she left the husband... Probably lost his job and couldn't afford to pay for an all you can eat buffet daily

crankyblanky · 2020-02-08T11:46:31+00:00

Super fat, I know...

Dls95405 · 2020-02-08T13:12:54+00:00

ooowwww my eyes

boihuh58 · 2020-02-08T13:20:09+00:00

How about No

tideshark · 2020-02-08T13:29:35+00:00

Just gross

rvail136 · 2020-02-08T14:41:02+00:00

Just what I always wanted...not.

bosslife242 · 2020-02-08T14:50:14+00:00

Don't all yall step up at once bois!

SuperGoxxer · 2020-02-09T00:41:40+00:00

"Who wants a stick of butter?"

I mean, really, who wants that butterface? And even if she was slim, she just torched her marriage and admits to being "super hormonal" so you know its FUN TIMES ahead.

God, no. A thousand times no. You also know as a man that pregnant chicks get super horny when they're "hormonal" so add that picture to the mix.

gags

MadLad2019 · 2020-02-10T16:23:21+00:00

Using a myspace angle so I can only see two of her chins

loneliness-inc · 2020-02-08T19:34:34+00:00

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cobalt0707 · 2020-02-08T15:11:34+00:00

She's pregnant. Not obese. If she's obese, then I'm a fucking truck. My belly is bigger than that and I'm not pregnant. 😒😒😒😥😥😥😥😥😥😥

Roll up roll up. Obese, pregnant, left husband for the thought of Chad and will nag you constantly. What a catch

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Title	Roll up roll up. Obese, pregnant, left husband for the thought of Chad and will nag you constantly. What a catch
Author	Grassmartian
Upvotes	285
Comments	98
Date	February 8, 2020 6:04 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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