She just wants to start off as friends

EvilKlownz2 · 2020-02-01T01:58:28+00:00

Attention beta boys. This is a call out just for you. You can make a new friend and take her out ( on your dime) and listen to all her woes and complaints about getting pumped n dumped. That's right fella's, you can start as friends and stay friends while she gets railed by Chad. What it cost you ask? Well only your money, time and self esteem. What a steal !!!

thisisnotyourconcern · 2020-02-01T02:49:05+00:00

Attention, lesser males! Yes, that means you!

You remember how you always used to stare at me longingly in high school? How you always gazed at me? How you always dreamed of taking me home to your parents?

Well... Now you can! Yes I know I've put on 75 pounds since then, I've had three children from at least two different dads in that timeframe and I cant'/don't want to give you any children but... Here I am! I'm the prize!

... Hey! Stop playing on your PS4! I'm a Kween! I deserve attention! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

jb_golden · 2020-02-01T02:53:00+00:00

Every once in awhile I'll come across a profile on dating app that will have "only looking for friends" and even for a dog brained woman that's fucking retarded.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-02-01T02:24:16+00:00

Someone please buy her a crate of rubbers already. Pregnant, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.

tikanderoga · 2020-02-01T02:38:32+00:00

I think she has been thoroughly filled by alphas, time for some beta bucks.

chalulin · 2020-02-01T01:59:15+00:00

Estimated time for friendship: 80 years Until you are done helping out her kids through college On and off depending on chads whim

SirKolbath · 2020-02-01T02:39:34+00:00

So, if I'm your friend, what do I get out of it? This seems terribly one-sided.

asdf333aza · 2020-02-01T02:43:27+00:00

She wants you to sit and wait for her, while she is out fucking other dudes and then when she gets done with that, then you can have your turn. Disgusting.

MRMRising · 2020-02-01T15:12:58+00:00

"I don't want to hook up because I have 3 kids by three men, but here is a shot of my cleavage."

AbsoluteMercenary · 2020-02-01T13:29:08+00:00

I’ve met a woman like this in college. Didn’t have kids, but played the “let’s be friends that eventually become a relationship” angle. Don’t fall for this shit. It was nothing but her being ambiguous and indecisive.

peguy2000 · 2020-02-04T17:43:18+00:00

Girls who have “just looking for friends“ are the easiest to pump n dump in my experience

jkballzer · 2020-02-01T03:48:40+00:00

It’s amazing how much dumb.

unknown3000x · 2020-02-01T17:13:10+00:00

They getting so desperate.

Aldabruzzo · 2020-02-01T18:47:31+00:00

Hi. I'm 22 and have 3 children. So I made the very same bad decision not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES!! Doesn't the fact that I cannot or will not learn from unfavorable outcomes just make you want to trust me with your life, your house, and your earnings? Doesn't the fact that I make the same poor choices over and over again so endear you to me? No? What if I show you my tits??

I really have no fucking idea what I'm doing. I'm pretty sure I'm done letting Chad, Brad and Thad knock me up and then disappear. But I've at least figured out that someone needs to start paying all these bills that are piling up. But don't you start getting any ideas that we're gonna fuck (unless u r hot tee hee). Can we at least wait till my episiotomy heals up? If you're Chad, I'm down for head in the back of your piece of shit pickup or in a public park somewhere....

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2020-02-01T21:20:57+00:00

"im done getting hurt" from being thrown of The Carousel at high speed!

CarlSpacler · 2020-02-03T13:16:51+00:00

Translation - Please pay for my kids while I continue to fuck bad boys that wont give me a dime

Mikhail_Popkov_100 · 2020-02-02T21:21:00+00:00

She didn't take things slow with her previous baby daddies. These women are two faced and disgusting.

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