Not much left to offer 😂

chadstheway · 2020-01-26T03:36:17+00:00

Not here to offer a man a kind word after working hard to finance my dreams.

Not here to offer my sexual best.

Not here to offer my youth and peak beauty.

Not here with anything about me that's remotely interesting or serves a useful purpose.

Not here to be an iota of benefit to a man's life.

Am here to find a wealthy, hot, 10 guy who has a fetish for 3s.

GooeyGlobs4U · 2020-01-26T03:44:58+00:00

not getting any messages

DangZagnut · 2020-01-26T04:23:08+00:00

She’s fat, lazy, and poor?

So like every waitress at the pub?

darkestb4thedonald · 2020-01-26T04:44:10+00:00

She forgot not fuckable.

Old_snowboarder · 2020-01-26T09:07:33+00:00

'I'm big and I'm still beautiful' - believe that all you want porky but we're not convinced.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2020-01-26T14:40:16+00:00

Well well, if it isn't our favorite little Smoked Ham hock aged to plump perfection for 31 years from lands unknown.

Not here for body shaming

Yeah, That was a low blow. Sorry about that.

I'm big and I'm still beautiful.

Yeah, WE will be the one's making that call.

Besides, YOU put yourself out there, so it's all fair game - like shaming men for being under 6' tall. Right?

So back to our little chat: If you're trying to meet someone, just go to a local barbecue joint! They can hook you right up! (Ha! I am funny)

Not here for hook ups

Then go try a Hawaiian Luau!

Not here for poly

Ha! I see what you did there....

Your profile sounds so uptight and negative. You should chill and open up a bit.

No open relationships

Damn. You really ARE angry. This is getting boring. I was going to say....

Not boring

Dude. Calm your tits. I was going to say...

Not quiet

Ok. You are angry. We get it. I was just going to say that if you get more assertive in meeting someone...

Not dominant in bed

FFS Ham Hocks. Slow down. We didn't get to that yet. You are a fucking mess! You need one of those therapy pets. Like a little puppy or something to calm your ass down when typing a string of negatives on the internet.

Not a dog person

AGGHHHH!

You are irritating as hell! Fuck the pets then. Maybe having a family will do it for you. I am grasping at straws here woman!

Not here for kids

Right. Something tells me that is not in the cards for you.

Back to your weight. You really need to start running or something. This might help with your stress too.

Not here for long distance

Dude. WTF. You shit on every idea I give you. Then start with walking around the FREAKING DOGGONE neighborhood.

Not fluent in french

I didn't curse.

If you don't like getting outdoors, then buy a treadmill!

Not rich

Get a used one.

Not disabled

Then stop using the fucking scooters at Walmart.

Chronically I'll...

You'll what. Are you about to threaten me!

Look this conversation is over. Have good day!

Thank the Gods

WHAT!!! GRRRRR. YOU LITTLE.......!!!

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-01-26T03:09:49+00:00

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Cream1984 · 2020-01-26T04:57:03+00:00

not chronically ill, but mentally ill

bk6830 · 2020-01-26T10:21:13+00:00

Not here for hook ups

Of course. It goes without saying. Nobody's here for such filth...

Not here for poly or open relationships.

At least until you decide you want it in order to "find yourself".

Not here for body shaming - I'm big and I'm still beautiful.

But you won't ignore a "big" man, right? What do you mean you like six-packs?

Not boring

If the point of reference is this bio, got a bad new for ya.

Not quiet.

So you're loud...great.

Not dominant in bed.

Starfish sex with a loud, obese woman. Every man's dream.

Not a dog person

I suppose it means the lucky guy HAS TO be the same way.

Not here for kids.

You don't want to have kids and you do have ENOUGH kids already?

Not here for long distance.

You bet. Some bills are waiting to be paid like asap.

Not fluent in french

Me not so good in english either.

Not rich

Really!? I'm shocked.

Not disabled or chronically I'll...

Type II diabete doesn't count?

Thanks the gods.

I'm an hardcore atheist ( all of a sudden).

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-01-26T03:22:44+00:00

Wheeeeee, this is the guess what I am thinking game, where all men are losers.

Why does she say no hookups and mention not dominant in bed?

Sorry, who cares?

Alinitysdog · 2020-01-26T04:13:59+00:00

You lost me at 30.

incelposter · 2020-01-26T04:46:11+00:00

Fat girl face

Fat girl photo angle

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2020-01-26T04:07:43+00:00

Was she posting this ad in the Quebec area or something? What's the "not fluent in French" for?

Uhtred_McUhtredson · 2020-01-26T05:23:20+00:00

“Not disabled or chronically I’ll (sic)”

Can she climb a flight of stairs without wheezing like Darth Vader after he flung the Emperor down the Death Star shaft?

Westernhagen · 2020-01-26T22:54:33+00:00

Things I am not: young, thin, hot.

But I make up for it by being pleasant, intelligent, rich, and willing to have your babies!

Oh wait, I‘m not those things either.

Older_Miggy · 2020-01-26T03:58:23+00:00

Not here ro be your gym partner.

Not here to make you look slimmer, but I will anyways.

THUNDERBUTTBALLKICKR · 2020-01-26T09:11:13+00:00

Hey for guys in here who have slept around a lot, if she says a line like "not dominant in bed" she doesn't mean she is submissive right? She means she's just gonna fucking lay there. Or am I reading that wrong

halfbad105 · 2020-01-26T13:31:08+00:00

Always avoid people who define themselves by what they are not.

egieasemota · 2020-01-26T05:19:55+00:00

ILL NOT I'LL!!! Yes, this is the main thing that chides me senseless about her profile because everything else is par for the course at this point. They can at least try to be literate!

Jaeger__85 · 2020-01-26T07:23:25+00:00

Not yet @ the disabled or chronically ill part. Only a matter of time if she doesn't lose weight.

Extra_Napkins · 2020-01-26T08:50:37+00:00

2020-01-26T09:53:02+00:00

Not economically or sexually viable.

PASS.

thenotoriousdougie · 2020-01-26T13:27:26+00:00

Translate.... “Broke, fat loudmouth”

1st10Amendments · 2020-01-26T14:25:52+00:00

Not good at proofreading.

riksfork · 2020-01-26T15:34:25+00:00

It (she) could have tightened that up by just saying, ‘I’m a toxic cunt, fuck dogs.’

They come out if the gate butter (edit: bitter) and negative AF.

energyconsultant · 2020-01-26T05:47:52+00:00

I'm not here to be reminded of your existance

rvail136 · 2020-01-26T13:42:10+00:00

Other than a fuck hole, what are you here for?

sketchpad4u · 2020-01-26T16:53:52+00:00

English 101 question, wouldn't this entire thing be a double negative?

I am not, not here for sex. = I am here for sex.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-01-26T03:42:01+00:00

Not for me. She's all yours.

H1v3-m1nd · 2020-01-30T19:12:38+00:00

Gods

So she’s an apostate, epic

Title	Not much left to offer 😂
Author	mimiczx
Upvotes	137
Comments	41
Date	January 26, 2020 2:53 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/eu1115/not_much_left_to_offer/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/not-much-left-to-offer.342307 https://theredarchive.com/post/342307

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AGGHHHH!

WHAT!!! GRRRRR. YOU LITTLE.......!!!