Very ambitious SM works at a huge company. She won't do anything of those nasty things with you but, she will be happy to answer your real questions.

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-01-25T03:14:44+00:00

She has a long list of complaints about what she won't do and really brings next to nothing to the table. Imagine being shackled to a woman like this. Makes me shiver thinking about it.

riksfork · 2020-01-25T03:48:11+00:00

So many women’s profiles are adversarial AF from the get go. Not a lot of sugar and spice these days. Just independent cunts.

NisKrickles · 2020-01-25T04:16:59+00:00

That's not a forehead, that's a fivehead.

But she won't give you head.

Amazon Fulfillment Center, eh? Sounds like a hellish existence.

DankCrusader420 · 2020-01-25T03:35:46+00:00

She looks like Dwight Schrute

suicidemeteor · 2020-01-25T05:40:51+00:00

23? 35 at least, or meth. Also wtf is her entire profile? She isn't single/looking, but she wants more than a one night stand, she's "very ambitious" but also has a kid, no car, and a low paying wage. She's literally just complaining in the "About Me", it's just a clusterfuck.

dwc151 · 2020-01-25T04:03:36+00:00

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MuscleT · 2020-01-25T03:56:24+00:00

Gotta love the baby talk in profiles.

If you say “mommy” or “yummy” when you’re an adult, it looks like you’re mentally disabled

TaxMeJersey · 2020-01-25T07:40:32+00:00

"My name is not important"....... LOL, you got that right.

oxyoxyboi · 2020-01-25T07:48:55+00:00

She will only fulfill for Amazon

Dls95405 · 2020-01-25T03:59:49+00:00

She's intentionally repulsive, I just don't understand.

VetteVet83 · 2020-01-25T03:33:06+00:00

Barf!

2020-01-25T04:44:34+00:00

I’m surprised the baby isn’t mixed.

2020-01-25T07:15:52+00:00

This woman is financially struggling and that makes me happy. Thots getting what they deserve, I love neoliberalism!

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2020-01-25T03:33:58+00:00

What if Jeff Bozos himself were to ask one from her? Would that be OK?

kyledontcare · 2020-01-25T07:43:01+00:00

23, yeah right. . . .smh

Old_snowboarder · 2020-01-25T08:21:20+00:00

I'd rather stick my cock in a broken bottle thanks

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-01-25T05:29:14+00:00

I ain't no one night stand kinda of girl never have been.

Yep, you're right. You are not a one night stand. At best you are about a 15 to 20 minute stand. With my eyes closed.

RRFdev · 2020-01-25T07:11:41+00:00

If I am dating a woman, I expect to date a woman.

Not an elementary school little girl who plays with snapchat filters.

jimmyjoejimbob · 2020-01-25T08:33:55+00:00

How does one break into being an 'Amazon Fulfilment Centre' as a career?

Scourmont · 2020-01-25T08:38:10+00:00

That's not a forehead, that's the northern wall from GoT.

Creative-Specialist · 2020-01-25T11:19:32+00:00

Profiles like this are very common in Australia. Filters all over the place, attitude galore and just a general “fuck you” attitude. It’s clear to see why they’re single in the first place... always with the demands and yet nothing about what they offer. How they think they’re going to find anyone decent is beyond me. Any self respecting man would not touch this with a ten foot pole.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-01-25T11:22:48+00:00

Full time dumpster fire.

CaptainjustusIII · 2020-01-25T12:01:26+00:00

''avarage body size''

scoobsandboooze · 2020-01-25T05:11:03+00:00

She put scorpio in her ethnicity, is no one going to mention that?

Ibericvs · 2020-01-25T08:54:11+00:00

My questions:

Which galaxy are from?

Are you here to harm us? From your aspect I will say so.

Are that human baby a hostage? What are you asking to bring it back to the Earth?

Are you the leader of your planet?

Are there more of you?

Is feminism here on Earth working for your kind?

We call your kind land whales. How call yourselves?

Thnx

Sumfuc · 2020-01-25T18:37:07+00:00

Forehead like a dolphin, body like jellyfish, hair like seaweed, attitude like piranha. Back to the ocean Sea THOT!!!!

fryhldrew · 2020-01-25T06:55:52+00:00

Mate, can I just say something in plain English?

She looks horrible

Am I banned or what?

PeterCornswalled · 2020-01-25T13:22:20+00:00

She doesn’t have a forehead. She doesn’t even have a five head. She’s gone straight to 10 and taken it to an eleven head with her hairdo.

2020-01-25T13:24:48+00:00

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toeshotz · 2020-01-25T04:26:02+00:00

Trolls do exist.

TheREexpert44 · 2020-01-25T12:25:19+00:00

Calm down Pennywise

allias24 · 2020-01-25T13:55:45+00:00

Single and a mother at23. She doesn’t do that nasty stuffs.....sureeeeee

PK_KNG · 2020-01-25T14:00:52+00:00

So we have an over weight smoker that doesnt wanna do anything sexual, with a kid, with just a highschool degree. Why would anyone ever date her.

Ranidaphobia · 2020-01-25T14:37:04+00:00

How did a potato get on a dating website

poison-fang-blade · 2020-01-25T15:46:21+00:00

If she's not lying about her age...jesus christ, don't even want to think what she's gonna look like in her 30s

bittr_n_swt · 2020-01-25T14:24:58+00:00

So she decided to rant about her poor life instead of actually writing anything interesting about herself.

Fat cunt, you’re only good for a BJ

admralrustyshcklford · 2020-01-25T14:48:22+00:00

Kathy bates jr will be bald by 30

genethedog · 2020-01-25T15:44:56+00:00

Part time student and worker = lives with parents You have to give respect for free to earn hers. Uh-huh.

Celticpenguin85 · 2020-01-25T16:07:33+00:00

23?! She looks like she's 40. It's amazing how men have to sell themselves in their bios and try to separate themselves from the pack while alot of women like this one just lambast the reader for a full paragraph.

imakegreatmeat · 2020-01-25T16:10:47+00:00

My God, what an unattractive woman. Nevermind everything else, she's hideous.

oh_no_aliens · 2020-01-25T16:24:59+00:00

i just puked a little. Sexy women have cleavage. she has trashy breast crack.

BoxofMistakes · 2020-01-25T16:40:27+00:00

She's not single and not looking? Why the hell is she wasting our time?

1st10Amendments · 2020-01-25T16:51:20+00:00

Ms X “is looking for a relationship.” But later “Not Single / Not Looking.”

So, she is single but in a relationship but not looking but also is looking and as proof, she has a profile.

Just, what?? the?? actual??

Arthas93 · 2020-01-25T17:20:49+00:00

What the fuck, look at the size of that forehead! You can land an AC-130 in that and still have room for a field hospital to inspect passengers for the corona virus.

Whores be criticizing me for my height when they look like Slimer from Ghostbusters.

That is a Norwood IV in the hair loss scale, I am just surprised 'cause I did't knew the scale also applied to manatees.

She looks like an obese midget with down syndrome. That baby has so many genetic mutations that once it grows up, Prof. Xavier is going to invite him to join the X-men.

So that is how a minecraft pigmen looks like before it turns into a zombie pigmen huh?

Call Area 51 already, tell them to pull their shit together. Jesus. How come they got so lazy? Look at that!

The thing not only managed to camouflage among human society, it has also spawned another one of itself and is now whoring after beta enablers on Tinder. Unbelievable, I want my tax money back.

energyconsultant · 2020-01-25T21:34:27+00:00

My head would hurt too if I had a fivehead like hers

mblazin1532 · 2020-01-25T22:53:48+00:00

Holy crap! Look at the fivehead on this one.

rvail136 · 2020-01-26T13:59:20+00:00

Probably doesn't cook or clean either...and still expect you to go down on her on demand...

NagyonNagy · 2020-01-27T02:06:59+00:00

She looks like she has the intelligence of a bag of potatoes.

shillarybot_338 · 2020-01-27T19:48:00+00:00

Body Type: Average.

No body pictures.

= FAT

FE26-IRON- · 2020-01-30T19:25:51+00:00

Dude, I can play play baseball on that forhead

ettins619 · 2020-01-25T12:59:44+00:00

That forehead is glowing!!

Tailtappin · 2020-01-25T14:19:54+00:00

Real question: Can you get HBO on that thing? (her forehead)

WaterIsNotWet19 · 2020-01-25T05:02:42+00:00

Be nice boys

Title	Very ambitious SM works at a huge company. She won't do anything of those nasty things with you but, she will be happy to answer your real questions.
Author	Good_Old_Friend
Upvotes	270
Comments	93
Date	January 25, 2020 3:13 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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