Unicorns, butterflies, drug addicts, and jail. This post wall apocalyptic Fireball of a wuhman wants a real guy.

z31fanatic · 2019-12-21T23:47:55+00:00

I have to give her a lot of credit for being honest. A woman admitting that she has fucked up? Maybe she is a unicorn. lol

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-12-21T23:37:21+00:00

TL;DR:

I am desperate and lonely. My drug addiction and subsequent child abandonment has left me alienated from my family and friends. I have no idea how to pick good, decent men because that's not what I really want. I want the excitement that comes with high risk behavior, but you have to be willing to be there to pick up the pieces.

Why aren't guys lining up for this one?

Redhood616 · 2019-12-21T23:48:08+00:00

I just want to take this moment to thank OP and all other posters who take the time out of their day to highlight the key parts so i don’t have to read the entire dumpster fire of a profile

AngryCockOfJustice · 2019-12-22T00:06:10+00:00

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DangZagnut · 2019-12-21T23:46:58+00:00

It’s sad when people use tons of meth and post on OLD.

Jesus, she’s frenetic.

mimiczx · 2019-12-22T01:59:18+00:00

If the kids are with the dad full time you know she's a train wreck. In this climate I've seen the worst mothers keep the kids...

NickTesla2018 · 2019-12-22T00:37:00+00:00

Gentlemen, this is our biggest dumpster fire yet. Avoid like the plague.

Imperator_Red · 2019-12-21T23:38:18+00:00

Lol POF is the worst. I don't know where they find these girls. I had decent success on Tinder and Bumble. POF made me want to cut my dick off.

noobie107 · 2019-12-22T02:52:12+00:00

lmao every basic bitch with a smartphone and photo filters thinks they're a photographer

BarbarianInvasions · 2019-12-22T00:21:42+00:00

Walking and talking red flag!!! Its the ultimate "you shouldnt put your d**k in crazy" type of women!

Sgt_Thundercok · 2019-12-22T15:10:39+00:00

I got caught up in the drug world. WHO HASN'T???

🙋‍♂️

Older_Miggy · 2019-12-22T04:41:26+00:00

I pray this woman never gets her kids back.

Cristoff13 · 2019-12-22T06:47:45+00:00

The last paragraph makes me think she's going to go through your internet history frequently, and if she suspects you've been looking at porn she's going to go berserk and start hitting you.

BetterHimThanMe · 2019-12-22T10:02:27+00:00

This bitch needs to be locked up in a padded cel.

German992 · 2019-12-22T00:27:50+00:00

I think she meant to say that she, "Works IN cars...", preferably being filmed.

thrownawayandshiton · 2019-12-22T03:06:44+00:00

57 people asked for nudes of that?

mblazin1532 · 2019-12-22T04:44:37+00:00

Surprise surprise! Another basic as fuck bitch npc that wants a "real man" when Chad/Tyrese gets tired of fucking her wizard's sleeve looking biohazard hole. Shit is getting stale and is beating a dead horse.

Overkillengine · 2019-12-23T05:10:17+00:00

I'm A Unicorn!!!

No bitch, based on your profile, you are a supervillainess whose moniker is Redd Flagg. You even have a screenshot of the goofy ass costume!

SkylordAl · 2019-12-22T14:47:14+00:00

I'm a unicorn!!!

presses X for doubt

Sgt_Thundercok · 2019-12-22T15:08:11+00:00

LOL, great title! Goes perfectly with the pics.

'Tank Girl' hit the wall.

So this is how you advertise yourself? So it only gets worse from here? Holy fuck. Bald, naked druggie shooting AK-47's.

Also the pink hair pink trying to hide as much as possible is the only up to date pic and it's got 6 to 8 years on the others.

No queation be is stupid

in rehab, looking for someone to marry

Aldabruzzo · 2019-12-24T16:46:14+00:00

You motherfuckers all need to appreciate this.

This is a woman who's honestly telling you to turn the other way and run away from her as far and as fast as you can. Any man who uses this woman even for a one-night fuck is in for a world of hurt.

This is the kind of woman who makes false rape accusations.

This is a pure borderline personality right here.

IF you let a woman like this anywhere near your life, she will destroy you, your life, your family, and everything you hold dear, and will walk away like it was nothing.

And one way YOU CAN TELL is when she WRITES IN ALL CAPS with LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS AT THE END OF HER RUN ON SENTENCES!!!! Because it is AWESOME!!!!

Do not even engage this woman at all.

rvail136 · 2019-12-22T04:58:09+00:00

WOW, the stupid is stronk wit dis one! Sex, drugs & jail, how much lower can you go?

WeirdCanary · 2019-12-22T14:29:34+00:00

She is actually crazy, more red flags then a communist rally.

2019-12-22T14:42:38+00:00

I'm a unicorn!

Relevant

Also, I noticed OP didn't underlined the quote "The most liberating thing I've ever done was shooting an AK-47 naked". Guess he is american.

swolkushcloud · 2019-12-22T16:31:18+00:00

I r do gud at spelling.

maruadventurer · 2019-12-22T21:40:36+00:00

No Pets!? Honey YOU ARE a pet. Person of Extreme Toopidity. Hey, poetic license ok?

thenotoriousdougie · 2019-12-23T16:28:24+00:00

The “bridge out ahead” sign is much appreciated by anyone not wanting to be involved in a train wreck.

DevilComeKnockin · 2019-12-24T00:46:32+00:00

That poor woman is gonna be dead within 5 years. And no force on Earth can stop her...

This strikes me as unmedicated bipolar disorder coupled with alcoholism. Basically a Manic Pixie Dream Girl who went too far and got mixed up in God Knows What. I wrote things like this back when off my meds and drinking (I let the Redpill Rage knock me straight off the wagon).

I don't know why I'm making excuses for her. For some reason this one strikes me as particularly tragic. Weird.

plasmaa1983 · 2019-12-27T11:30:51+00:00

Tweaker??

NagyonNagy · 2019-12-22T08:24:07+00:00

meerita · 2019-12-22T10:55:52+00:00

"I am an unicorn". *me puts firsts and gas*

scaramellozzi · 2019-12-22T13:51:56+00:00

This is perfect to make a challenge to your group of friend

2019-12-22T17:29:24+00:00

Her inbox I'd full of thirsty simps too. They are the real problem as they enable this shit. If men United and said NO together it would all end in 72 hours

disayle32 · 2019-12-23T17:36:48+00:00

I read the title as "post apocalyptic fireball" at first. Works just as well, cause whatever poor chump wifes her up will be feeling pretty post apocalyptic once she's through with him. Brrrrrrrrr.

Arthas93 · 2019-12-24T00:28:51+00:00

Jesus, I hope that is not real. Because that is a trainwreck.

Sickening.

Title	Unicorns, butterflies, drug addicts, and jail. This post wall apocalyptic Fireball of a wuhman wants a real guy.
Author	Good_Old_Friend
Upvotes	146
Comments	69
Date	December 21, 2019 11:28 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/edx34x/unicorns_butterflies_drug_addicts_and_jail_this/
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