Summary: Met HB9 on Tinder. Plans within a few days. Meet up in the city for 4th of July with friends. Easiest lay ever because of SMV, cocky/funny, and a moment of alpha heroics.

You guys might remember my post from two weeks ago detailing my year since taking the pill by providing in-depth analysis of a few FRs. I felt the post was really well-received and hope to continue these types of transparent, no bullshit FRs in the future for the community.

Open: This open happened on Tinder. Some guys in my last post scoffed a bit at Tinder/OKC but who really gives a fuck. Opened with something different this time from an old seduction post that no longer exists but PM me for the Pastebin link.

Let me say right off the bat: I do not agree with all of this guy's tactics, but some of his Tinder stuff has worked for me as you'll see.

Line: ____, you're too fucking cute.

The above line is kind of an odd one that I only use randomly if I feel like switching things up. Blatant compliments like this are kind of the antithesis of TRP and I'm curious myself as to why it worked well in this situation. So if you have any ideas why, feel free to give some feedback there.

So we've established that my opening line was bullshit at best. I'll concede that. My go to line is the Bf/Gf line which I elaborated on in my last post. I still recommend that line over this but whatever.

She responds with a thanks and that it means a lot coming from a serial killer (my tinder bio literally just says Serial Killer). It sparks a lot of conversation actually.

Pics of Tinder convo available upon request

Texting: After the Tinder number close, the texting was light and mainly logistical as we preach here at TRP. But there was one key feature that I believe sealed the deal for me long before we met up. Silence

I texted her my go to first text message which is "Something dirty." I end the tinder number close by saying I'll send them something dirty so they know it's me, then send that text and they always find it hilarious. After that text, she said she was expecting a dick pic, then I said that would be too predictable and all she replied with was: Haha yup.

When I'm given a response like "Haha yup," or "just chillin" or fuckin "Yea", I lose my fucking mind. It's a clear sign of the girl either not being interested, or just not being interesting. Either way it's fucking annoying. So what to do? Do I start a new conversation asking her what she does for work? Or maybe, what's your major?? Ooh. Classic interview dating questions, those usually work right? Maybe I'll entertain her with a funny story about me or something.

Nah. Replying to that text would send a clear message: I will do all of the work to keep this interaction going because I'm more invested in this than you are.

Overdramatic? No, not at all. Not to me at least.

The Second Text: I didn't respond to the "Haha yup." That was Wednesday. Friday at noon, I receive a text from her: "Hey what are you doing for the 4th?"

In case you're new here, this is the beta response that echoes faintly in our minds now:

Nothing planned yet, why? We should def meet up somewhere on the 4th. Where are you gonna be at? :)

Me from years ago would have sent that.

My response: "Suppose to go out either in the burbs or te city."

Note the typos and incorrect grammar. No, I'm not saying purposefully make typos and shit. Do not misunderstand me. But what I am saying is I was busy doing something and just quickly typed out my response to her, again, a subtle thing that may not seem like much to you, but I think in a very small way, it shows that she's not the center of my world.

So the text is nothing special. It does however do a couple of things.

  1. It lets her know that I have plans, I'm just not sure if I'll be in the city or in the burbs which gives me flexibility if she's out in either. This is important because if I say I'll be in the city and she says she'll be in the burbs, I would have to cave in like a bitch and make up some shit to be out in the burbs to see her. Fuck that.

  2. I don't immediately ask where she'll be. I make it about me first and it shows.

She responds by saying choose the city. Then I ask where she'll be and we proceed from there to establish plans to meet up in the city.

The Date: Many, many things happened here so I'll try to be concise and focus on the main points.

  1. It's me and my two guy friends. Her and her two girlfriends. She's HB9 and I'm stoked because I was expecting a slight catfishing but I was pleasantly surprised. Her one friend is HB8 and the other is nuclear waste fuck HB -90000000. So guess who's the problem? Ding ding fuckin candy crush fat friend. She doesn't want to leave this bar that we were at and it's fucking up the plans. I play it cool, don't really react much and focus on my conversation with HB9. Eventually we leave and my friends are stuck thirdwheeling with me and HB9. I maintain frame by not making things awkward. I involve my friends and HB9 in jokes. I pull girls for my friends right in front of HB9. I walk up to randos and start dancing in front of them making some jokes and lead them right to my friends.

  2. HB9 starts dancing on the bar for me. In a skirt. Slut alert yeah. Idgaf. This was the first time a girl has gotten up on a bar to dance for me, looking at me the whole time etc. It felt amazing. In fact, the entire night, her dancing on the bar for me, and dancing on me, I felt like a god among men. Truly. This was a legit HB9 and other guys knew it. You could feel it in the room. Every guy in the bars that we went to was staring at me with pure envy and girls were doing the same. I had never felt that level of intense jealousy before. I've gotten tastes of it sure, but this was something more and I was feeling it. I was in the fucking zone chief.

  3. When we left the first bar, there was a fight outside. Two guys about to full on brawl. I immediately grabbed her forcefully and shoved her behind me. I didn't do it out of animal instinct. I looked at these two fighting and told myself, hey if I look like I can protect her from this situation I'm gonna fuck her within a couple hours. Sure enough that worked.

  4. We go to her place. Do the damn thing, I leave.

Lessons Learned:

  1. Silence after bullshit texts. Do it. Command respect.

  2. Rise to the occasion. Two friends are left stranded by a whale and her empathetic friend? Pick up girls for them. Be the fucking man. Interact with everyone you see and show you are a social god toying with mortals.

  3. Protect her, or show that you can protect her physically. I'm not saying get in a fight, or sprint around the city looking for a fight to bring her to just so you can stand in front of her. But if you find yourself naturally in a situation like that, take charge and be a man. Protect your girl. Her eyes will dilate into fuck me mode in seconds.