Mum of 2 is ‘not looking to get smashed every weekend anymore’ and instead would like to be bought a ‘camper van to travel Europe’...

Lithuim · 2019-07-26T16:33:06+00:00

36

postgraduate degree

drop everything and RV around the world

Must be nice to be so fabulously wealthy that you're considering retirement after a decade or less in the workforce.

TerpsMakeMeDrink · 2019-07-26T16:54:44+00:00

I got a nice chuckle out of the fact that "smashed" can be used to mean

1) to get fucked up on alcohol

2) to get literally fucked

and in this instance, I'm not sure which she actually meant.

cenaluc · 2019-07-26T17:50:47+00:00

These eyes in a small camper with 2+ bastard kids, this is exactly what I need for my future.

ugluk1 · 2019-07-26T16:44:44+00:00

Buy, buy, buy, then buy some more. All for a whore and kids who aren't even yours.

Cyanide-Cookies · 2019-07-26T18:14:01+00:00

So a post wall, worn out, ex party slag, with 2 kids is looking for someone to buy a camper van to travel Europe with her and her two kids. Okay and what does the other party, the man, gain from this?

[deleted] · 2019-07-26T16:43:19+00:00

I enjoy shit that YOULL pay for. FTFY

bushwicksick · 2019-07-26T19:50:06+00:00

Another worthless sack of shit aka single 'mum'. Single mothers are feeble and morally bankrupt. The worst combination imaginable. They are unable to control their sexual impulses and literally breed bastards and criminals. Take a look at this worthless bitches face. How many Chad's smashed up her vag? My guess.. at least 80! She legit has a '1000 cock stare'™. Who in their right mind would want to buy a van and travel through Europe with this worthless single mum? Not only will this bitch nag and expect you to pay for the entire thing... Her bastard offspring will be there too. This piece of garbage and her bastard offspring will always be a net drain on society. I would bet $20 that she is on some form of welfare and collects alimony/child support from Chad (who dumped her).

Single mothers should have their bastard children taken away by Uncle Sam and they should be sent to labor camps in northern Alaska - muh Socialism style.

[deleted] · 2019-07-26T17:25:46+00:00

If she is upset about her kids and crappy income, she should have made better life choices.

[deleted] · 2019-07-26T17:11:01+00:00

Meals out, live music and the theatre.

also:

Prefer a night in with a bottle of wine.

(bottle, not glass)

You will do what she wants, when she wants.... and also buy a camper van.

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-07-26T18:56:20+00:00

If she simply wrote that she was seeking a man to date, "willing to give most anyone a chance", AND sprinkled in some hokey housewife crap about loving to cook, bake, and mend clothes, she would have a somewhat difficult time finding anyone willing to take her up on it.

You take the same SM of two, but sprinkle in a history of (binge) alcoholism, a childish princess fantasy of caravaning across Europe as a lifestyle, and mentioning "meals out" as opposed to home cooking, and you realize she has now reduced her chances to lottery-like odds.

In my estimation, many women like this may already have a SO, but put out a profile on the sly, hoping that someday a "winning lottery ticket" responds back. They're still set with a local chump, but if Chad Thunderwallet responds to the ad.....buh-bye!

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-07-26T19:41:46+00:00

What's stopping her from buying a van and traveling around Europe?

motorbiker1985 · 2019-07-26T19:55:22+00:00

For example in France, there are still some gypsy groups she can join. That will be perfect for her, for us... maybe not for the gypsies, though.

[deleted] · 2019-07-26T19:51:09+00:00

I have a lovely campervan. She can get lost.

RRFdev · 2019-07-27T02:19:10+00:00

If you need further confirmation that women always travel using somebody else's money, here it is.

[deleted] · 2019-07-27T12:42:20+00:00

Getting drunk at a bunch of skeevy nightclubs isn't my thing anymore! Staying in and putting away a bottle of wine while watching Netflix is so much more mature.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-07-27T00:26:31+00:00

Hello

Well, hello you too.

What's up Bumble Clot?

I'm a mum of 2 looking to date

Well, you have come to the right place. What interests you in terms of dating?

I enjoy days out with the kids

Well, good for you. But that is not very romantic for a new partner. Not at first anyway. What else do you like doing, in** terms of dating**?

Yoga.

Hmmm. Okay. This is not working well. This is Bumble you are working with here. Do you have any ideas for a DATE Ms. Blood Clot?

meals out, live music and the theatre.

Well, that sounds fun - some of it. Now we're talking. You sound like a fun woman.

Not looking to go out and get smashes every weekend.

Hey! That's good. You sound like a reasonable woman. I would like to get to know you better...

...anymore.

Wait, WHAT THE...

prefer a night in with a bottle of wine.

What about all that talk about meals out and yoga and shit?

...anymore

Well, fuck

What the hell are you looking for, because you are AAAAALLL fucked up.

Don't know yet.

What the hell woman! You cannot possibly be this obviously confused. Okay. What would you like to do with a man in the SHORT TERM?

to buy a camper van and travel Europe

With the babies, or do we dump them with their daddy in Birmingham?

Dear Ms. Blood Clot.

You are completely screwed up. You want all sorts of things that do not jive with each other, and you are fucking delusional. Do you have any clue what sorts of weirdos will show up at your door with a camper and a smile and ask to bring your kids? I know it sounds a bit alarmist, but that's how creeps work.

And you have a HUGE sign on your profile that says "Desperate single mum willing to do anything to fill the hole in my soul, please exploit me and my children"

Get off the Bumbles, focus on your kids, raise them well, and do NOT date anyone until they are out the door.

[deleted] · 2019-07-27T07:17:54+00:00

Postgraduate but doesn't know how to write a simple CV, no wonder if she works at Starbucks...

evilconfession · 2019-07-27T10:34:12+00:00

“Looking to abandon the responsibilities of being a mother - your treat tee hee!!”

[deleted] · 2019-07-27T11:02:35+00:00

"not looking to go out and get smashed, I'd rather stay home and drink an entire bottle of wine."

Also you have to make sure to parse that sentence thusly

"(Looking for someone to buy a camper van and tour europe) (with)"

Not "looking for someone to buy (with) a camper van and tour Europe (with)"

Mum of 2 is ‘not looking to get smashed every weekend anymore’ and instead would like to be bought a ‘camper van to travel Europe’...

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Title	Mum of 2 is ‘not looking to get smashed every weekend anymore’ and instead would like to be bought a ‘camper van to travel Europe’...
Author	SidgeBlueCollars
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Date	July 26, 2019 3:09 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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