Work with me on my trust issues and 3 kids. No more hookups plz!

Bronzeraptor · 2019-07-10T06:34:42+00:00

Look girl, I don't have the time, energy, resources or desire to play Dr. Phil, a nanny and your personal ATM for little to no benefit for me.

Sure, you jave a DoD job, congrats! However, how long will it be before you try to quit said job and rely on Billy Beta to carry the load for you and your spawn?

GigamusPrime · 2019-07-10T07:17:17+00:00

Works for the DoD. Maybe she should have defended her own honor by barricading the babymaker

ZlayerXZ · 2019-07-10T06:36:45+00:00

3 kids out of wedlock = Head straight ... umm good 🤡.

Work with me on my trusting issues = get cuck by whoever actually made those kids and enjoy her unbroken trust at the beginning. ... very good 🤡

Mathew_F · 2019-07-10T08:37:37+00:00

Why do people think owning a car means anything.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-07-10T10:04:56+00:00

The U.S. DoD apparently does not have trust issues because it hired her. Wonder how much secrets she would spill to Secret Agent Chad while he's deep i̶n̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶p̶u̶s̶s̶y̶ undercover pumping her.

PlayFree_Bird · 2019-07-10T08:46:58+00:00

At first, I thought maybe she is a young divorcee whose husband cheated or something. Could very well be. However, the fact that she uses her tits as currency and trawls Tinder for a man with three young children in the household is enough of a red flag that she still has some maturity issues. "No hookups plz... but I would like to signal to you that I will easily trade my sexuality for the merest possibility of stability."

Disturbing fact: the "mom's boyfriend" situation is one of the single highest risk factors for childhood sexual assault. I have no sympathy for single moms who have a revolving door for men on the front of their home.

jimmyjoejimbob · 2019-07-10T07:04:30+00:00

Why are her kids looking for a relationship?

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-07-10T12:20:48+00:00

CapTits America. Good to see you here.

What's the scoop?

I have 3 kids looking for a relationship

Wait. How old are they? You are only 30, so I am going to guess that unless you had your first at 10 years old, they are a little young to start thinking about relationships, no?

Just kidding Titsy Hussle. What else you got for us?

No hookups please

Yeah. Right. The tingles you get on the first date will decide that. Keep going.

Yes, I have time for a relationship

Well, working at the DoD and having three kids seems to put a slight crimp on that, no?

Don't waste my time please

WTF - you are wasting ours with this drivel. Glass houses, Titsy, Glass houses.

Let's hear more about you...

I'm a sweet Southern woman who has her head on straight.

Well, your circumstances seem to dictate otherwise. "Sweet" women do not put their tits out there on a dating profile like you did Titsy.

Also, women with their heads on straight do not have three kids before 30 and then just jump right out on the old OLD world. Do they?

What else you got?

I have a good job.

So do I. Big fucking deal. Standard shit for a man. But for you, I guess that is a badge of honor.

What else?

my own car

Well, well. Lookey at you Tisty. We are proud of you. You have a few of the most basic of all things required to be an over 20 young adult. You seem proud of yourself too. Good on you.

You do not seem to have much in the way of qualifications or anything appealing to offer, but I guess that's where we are.

So how can we help you?

Trusting is the most difficult part

Oh, we can get behind this idea. We feel you Titsy.

If someone could work with me on that we will be golden.

Uh. Yeah. That would be a big fat NO.

Dear Captits America,

You have nice skin, and you seem decent enough to the casual observer. Unfortunately you landed here on a forum that dissects profiles like yours for fun and for science. So I will speak for the two other men here who might agree with me on this: Despite your cuteness, great profile pic, and seemingly "sweet" Southern charm we are going to take a hard pass on you.

You are looking for, what we call, a bailout. Look that up. We don't do that around here. But rest assured, you will find someone eventually. We know this, as much as we hate to admit it. But hurry up because the tide is turning and the wall is right up in your grill.

In the meantime, enjoy the carousel. Your profile is like a mating call to players and hustlers of all sorts.

You should know that.

You're welcome.

MarkBoabaca · 2019-07-10T15:01:21+00:00

Red, white and blue bikini + DoD job. Is that supposed to entice a conservative beta into manning up and taking care of her kids?

Eu4gamer · 2019-07-10T08:19:17+00:00

Honestly, this doesn't look too bad. She works for the DoD, so hopefully she at least makes a decent income, from the picture we can also tell she's not obese, so there's that. Three kids thing is obviously a massive problem and would put off 99% of men including me, but hey I've seen a hell of a lot worse.

[deleted] · 2019-07-10T17:21:00+00:00

Having a Job and your own car doesn't mean you have a stable financial situation. I have those things and I struggling every day.

[deleted] · 2019-07-10T17:52:38+00:00

So we're paying for this broad's kids and she gets paid to sit on her ass at the DOD

Is that considered double-dipping?

OldFashionMarine · 2019-07-10T10:56:33+00:00

No woman that is on OLD has her "head on straight". 1st red flag test, failed.

attongirdeaux · 2019-07-11T03:41:08+00:00

I severely doubt she works for the DoD.

Thatsyourissue · 2019-07-10T23:35:46+00:00

Let’s work on your birth control

ugluk1 · 2019-07-11T11:37:35+00:00

Whore wants kids, whore gets kids, whore wants money, whore gets BB, whore wants cock, whore gets Chad.

YronArchibald · 2019-07-10T11:30:07+00:00

Owning a car and having a job are good signs, means she’s not a 100% leech. Negatives outweigh these positives though.

Title	Work with me on my trust issues and 3 kids. No more hookups plz!
Author	dawgbone31
Upvotes	146
Comments	65
Date	July 10, 2019 5:39 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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