Where art thou, my athletic stud in sexy beach trunks?

Overkillengine · 2019-06-23T15:54:40+00:00

Want in one hand and shit in the other lady, see which gets full first.

With her looks (body, hair, age, fucked up grill) she'd be doing good to lock down some fat bald 50 year old CPA working for a small business.

Older_Miggy · 2019-06-23T16:10:35+00:00

Now there's a blue dress that won't see many semen stains.

Also looks like an ugly DUDE.

Devilsgun · 2019-06-23T17:07:44+00:00

Fear not, m'lumpy lady, for the noble Sir Betachump hath cometh to sweepeth thee from thy peril! Verily, I say, taketh my hand and alight gently upon the comfortable passenger seat of my Kia Rio, and we shall depart immediately... Why dost thou hesitate, O divine mannish maiden? Does some bewitching curse bind thee to this cursed Wall? Dost thou require some time to prepare for our journey?

... Oh, I see. The Chaddragon hath taken thy heart ages ago. I shall depart then.

Harry_Teak · 2019-06-23T19:03:12+00:00

I wouldn't mind having her around the house. Sometimes I can't find the can opener.

keithrockz · 2019-06-23T19:40:35+00:00

This ad smells like cat pee

Traksimuss · 2019-06-23T15:43:34+00:00

She looks around 45. I wonder who paid for flat/house (divorce rape probably), so with financial side covered she is looking for good fucks.

Retstortion · 2019-06-23T15:38:36+00:00

It’s the same woman who identifies as a feminist surely

MarkBoabaca · 2019-06-23T16:17:11+00:00

The only athletic events she'll ever take part in would be centered around drinking wine, eating, or herding cats.

Neroxist · 2019-06-23T17:52:59+00:00

She looks mentally retarded. I feel bad for her.

loneliness-inc · 2019-06-23T18:04:04+00:00

Where are you attractive gals with straight teeth?

cenaluc · 2019-06-23T16:33:50+00:00

Are we speaking about the blue or the red puppet?

seriouslycommonsense · 2019-06-24T02:46:47+00:00

“I also spend time at the river building my own damn”

NetherIndy · 2019-06-23T20:31:21+00:00

I'd be curious about the Autism Speaks t-shirt in the second pic. I mean, fine cause or whatever, but wouldn't be my first choice of attire to make a dating profile picture. An prop bets on whether she's on the spectrum herself, maybe a brother, or is it her (surprise!) kid(s)? Somewhat less likely the former (most high-functioning austists don't really like the advocacy industry much), but sure could be.

BoskOfPortKar · 2019-06-23T18:29:07+00:00

She is an old 2 thus a 1 and still... she has standards.

udlum · 2019-06-23T22:10:02+00:00

a face that will make a freight train take a dirt road

TruthGetsBanned · 2019-06-23T19:45:31+00:00

BBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Hoo boy...I needed a laugh. Thank you. :D

user_miki · 2019-06-23T20:51:16+00:00

What is the number of her dentist?

muricanwerewolf1 · 2019-06-23T23:36:42+00:00

Those teeth! Jesus lady, put those things away!

notyourdude201 · 2019-06-24T00:28:57+00:00

facepalms

What an ugly crone.

ohishitmypantsagain · 2019-06-24T02:50:24+00:00

Looks like Jaws from James Bond

NetherIndy · 2019-06-24T12:30:45+00:00

Here's the thing. Someone like her, not 300 pounds, just some pretty up-front attractiveness flaws that you could get over by habituation? She gets hit on. ALL. THE. TIME. By bottom tier 25%, shell-shocked, beaten puppy men who all think, "Oh, there's a dame I have some real chance with. Here's my chance."

She gets easily as much attention, albeit from destroyed self-esteem men, as a 6 who hangs around as the 'average one' around a group of 7-9s. Easily as much and don't believe otherwise.

NolanKnowstheTruth · 2019-06-24T00:36:13+00:00

SNAGGLETOOTH wants someone better than her!

SomeElvisFan · 2019-06-24T01:49:33+00:00

They don't want to die lonely and dumb...

Philhelm · 2019-06-24T16:05:14+00:00

I wouldn't want to stick my dick into those chompers.

RCGonzo99 · 2019-06-24T18:27:57+00:00

Those teeth! Animal has nicer teeth.

SouloftheVoid · 2019-06-24T20:13:28+00:00

Maybe she should be looking to date a dentist because those teeth are fucking disgusting!

mblazin1532 · 2019-06-26T14:59:27+00:00

I wish this woman would look for a guy who's a dentist rather than athletic because those teeth.

Ranidaphobia · 2019-06-27T01:11:22+00:00

Rather fuck the muppet puppet..

Title	Where art thou, my athletic stud in sexy beach trunks?
Author	milf_huntin
Upvotes	94
Comments	49
Date	June 23, 2019 3:37 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/c46hpr/where_art_thou_my_athletic_stud_in_sexy_beach/
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