I struck gold

EffigyDijjih · 2019-05-06T00:29:47+00:00

Hmm.. this doesn't seem all that ba--

going to county

Oh there's the gold.

lorem6300118 · 2019-05-06T01:13:14+00:00

Somewhat ambitious = county jail.

If she really gets ambitious, maybe she can end up in a state prison someday.

moroots · 2019-05-06T03:00:40+00:00

omg finally ive found someone else who likes boolin on the block! ah my parole officer says I have to steer clear of felons. too bad she was probably the one

NickTesla2018 · 2019-05-06T01:04:03+00:00

She can't do the pop-in if she's behind bars. - George Costanza

OldFashionMarine · 2019-05-06T10:39:28+00:00

WTF did I just try to read...? It says her language is English but after 50 years speaking and reading English, I couldn't understand a fucking thing she is saying.

kevin32 · 2019-05-06T01:44:44+00:00

Thanks for posting u/YoungandBalling, but posts should relate to a woman seeking commitment, including Psycho Bitches.

anon_likes_tendies · 2019-05-06T00:27:32+00:00

and the next couple on "Love After Lockup" is some SIMP and her....

Older_Miggy · 2019-05-06T13:04:05+00:00

Ok, I'll bite.

What's boolin?

notyourdude201 · 2019-05-06T15:45:24+00:00

I just love it when women think if a man has sex with a woman, he is not interested in a relationship.

Yeah, that's why a lot of marriages are sexless, yes? Women deliberately not wanting to have sex with their men because they don't want to ruin the relationship.

King of hamster logic. The extreme extent they would go to deny themselves from realizing they are the reason men don't want to commit.

xonoma89 · 2019-05-07T01:13:43+00:00

No she doesn't want to hook up so that implies that she wants a relationship. Doughboys I think we found it a real unicorn this is some real quality relationship material right here. Haven't even talked to her and she's already telling us she's going to slice us with the knife and she's going to county jail.

Always knew growing up that I wanted to have children with a woman who threatened to cut me with a knife and can't seem to stay out of jail. I like to aim high with my standards.

Blackphish88 · 2019-05-07T22:18:27+00:00

The stupid gibberish kills me.

Overkillengine · 2019-05-06T06:07:24+00:00

Classy lady. Can't imagine why she'd have trouble meeting a high quality suitor in meatspace.

Newbosterone · 2019-05-06T13:38:47+00:00

Good ol’ Plenty of Feces.

ContradictFate · 2019-05-06T14:33:25+00:00

First name: Latoyqueesha?

daniellederek · 2019-05-09T14:42:47+00:00

let me guess, face tattoo, sternum tattoo al la rihanna and slippery when wet above the one asset she has in life....

Title	I struck gold
Author	YoungandBalling
Upvotes	119
Comments	27
Date	May 6, 2019 12:22 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/bl55ap/i_struck_gold/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/i-struck-gold.345858 https://theredarchive.com/post/345858

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