With all the open, poly, and non-monogamy relationships out there...you would think this one could be a more discrete and less bichy cheating whore. Just sayin.

SirKolbath · 2019-04-29T02:30:01+00:00

Wow. This one is a gem. You know, I kind of think that rather than trawling for strange dick on the Internet it makes a little bit more sense to try and save the marriage that you’re in. If she put a third of the effort into that instead of putting her time and energy into trying to find a Chad to cleave her up the middle, she might find that marriage isn’t so loveless after all.

shrinkshooter · 2019-04-29T02:44:23+00:00

Do women give a shit when men are "stuck in a loveless, broken marriage?" No, if he cheats he's a piece of shit, being neglected by his wife isn't important. But oh, suddenly a married woman using Tinder, no it's perfectly fine, she's stuck there, the poor thing, she's being ignored unfairly and is just trying to seek the kind hearted sort of appreciation she's always deserved! It's her husband who's really at fault for making her resort to such drastic measures.

There is an infinite abyss of hypocrisy on this planet, and not only should you never get too close, you should also never stare too long.

Overkillengine · 2019-04-29T11:21:46+00:00

And for those of you fellas making the mistake of thinking that she might be a good marriage prospect if you just love her enough; if she'll cheat for you, she'll cheat on you too.

Never trust a woman with a history of infidelity to be faithful.

kevin32 · 2019-04-29T11:22:27+00:00

With reluctance I'm allowing this post mostly for the mod comments, but don't take this as an invitation that we're looking for more cheaters.

We generally don't allow profiles of women who want to cheat/poly even for a weekend post not only because she isn't seeking commitment, but also because there are no repercussions for her infidelity, and we're here to show the consequences of women's poor dating behavior, not taking advantage of men and getting away with it.

u/where_muh_good_mens, not sure if we discussed this but perhaps your thoughts differ and we can all learn something from these profiles on the weekend? u-anyoneinamerica's reason for posting:

I was leaning more toward women behaving badly with their dating strategies and the extents to which they will go to accomplish their goals.

I'm ambivalent about cheating profiles. While I think they should have some weekend exposure to show that women actually do this, it's also just bad behavior for which there are no consequences and The Big Question isn't being asked. If allowed however, I think elaborate profiles like the OP would make for more interesting discussion than generic cheating profiles.

keithrockz · 2019-04-29T03:44:05+00:00

"Adventure loving".....the actual DAY of their marriage is the pinnacle of the marriage in these women's minds....the dress,how big is the ring?,the cake ,who will I invite?where will the ceremony/reception be?where will I go on honeymoon?etc.etc..

Everything else (the actual marriage) is anti climatic

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-04-29T12:09:04+00:00

"Outgoing, social, adventure loving" women are not suited to marriage in the long run.

I also see no mention of children in this one. One wonders what's going on here.

Either way, she is a cheater and they deserve scorn.

DownvoteMeIfUrAngry · 2019-04-29T02:48:05+00:00

She looks like she's close to tears in that photo. Wonder if it's intentional or not.

Maui_Boy · 2019-04-29T11:22:51+00:00

‘Tingling feeling’ might as well be a tramp stamp on her booty lol

SelectAirline · 2019-04-29T14:53:59+00:00

I'm going to tackle this one a bit out of order.

Stuck in a loveless, broken marriage.

To a classic beta provider. She's probably never been attracted to him, and his provisioning is not what she was expecting. The bills get paid and they lack for nothing, but she isn't getting the princess treatment. With no attraction and substandard provisioning, the "love" has dried up.

Outgoing, social, adventure loving woman... Seeking excitement... and that tingling feeling when a new message arrives

Billy beta bores the shit out of her.

engaging conversation (no vulgarities, please!)

She gets enough beta rage at home, and I'm sure she does her best to provoke it. She shit tests incessantly and Billy invariably fails. It's not about the actual words, but the context in which she's used to hearing them and the lack of Billy's frame.

Could there be even more than that? Perhaps but let's not rush it.

There absolutely, 100% will be more than that for someone. But she's not above keeping a team of online orbiters for supplemental feelz while she waits.

Gentlemen who show tact and politeness will always receive kind and polite response in return

This has a dual meaning. To potential orbiters, she's offering to keep giving them responses in return for being her emotional tampon. To high value men, she's telling them that she's DTF and will always respect their OPSEC as long as they respect hers. Of course she's eventually looking to branch swing, but will play the game for what it is in the short term.

These are the best types of plates. Fun, carefree, great in bed with almost nothing off-limits, and generally low maintenance. As long as you keep it casual you're golden.

tysonsmithshootname · 2019-04-29T14:50:57+00:00

God I hate fucking hate tingles.

2019-04-29T19:44:01+00:00

'stuck in a loveless broken marriage' - don't play that bullshit game here. You are not stuck - you have chosen to stay there. Probably because he has money.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-04-29T21:54:46+00:00

"Stuck in a loveless, broken marriage."

Translation: My needs are provided for and I can do whatever the fuck I want without my husband knowing. I'm only going to leave if you can guarantee my quality of life. Otherwise, I'm just going to fuck guys because I can.

ransay3277 · 2019-04-29T17:10:16+00:00

This woman writes and speaks like a mail order bride.

RF111164 · 2019-04-29T15:10:06+00:00

Sounds like a generic slut

DeathtoMainers · 2019-04-29T11:20:44+00:00

i will have sex with her if no one else will

2019-04-29T16:52:22+00:00

Gentlemen who show tact and politeness will always receive kind and polite response in return.

My ass.

Devilsgun · 2019-04-29T23:55:37+00:00

If she's not trying to save the 'sanctity of her marriage' she needs to 'open it up' BILATERALLY and cut this dicksniggling Cheaty McSneakycunt bullshit out.

A lot of dudes will agree to an open relationship just to keep her from leaving his life completely. Who knows, maybe HE has a side piece in mind, in which case he needs to be free to bone too, but any slut that's dishonest enough to not be ethical-ish about this humping around shit isn't gonna like him getting his dick wet with "some off-brand bitch" and will probably try to lock his dick down, in spite of the myriad dongs up in her biz every Friday and Saturday night...

He changes diapers, she changes panties after hers get soaked with Thugjuice (hopefully)

This 'unilateral sneaky ass relationship opening' shit is the real disaster. If hubbard knows what she's really on about and can either bounce or get with it there's no real problemo in my book.

2019-04-30T00:52:27+00:00

Honk honk

notyourdude201 · 2019-04-30T08:46:18+00:00

Outgoing, social, adventure loving woman

Every slut is an hyper-extrovert. Take note, gents. Also no adventure is a valid adventure for a woman if it doesn't involve dicks. A woman would rather 'adventure' to Paris and Amsterdam than explore a subterranean lake in a cave.

Stuck in a loveless, broken marriage

Stuck in a marriage she wrecked by sleeping with other men. Or stuck in a marriage where her man cheats because of the consequence of her marrying someone who is leagues higher than her aka the hypergamy wet dream.

seeking excitement, engaging conversation (no vulgarities, please!)

No vulgarities if you are not Chad.

She wants all the dirty talking and sexting she can get but she isn't going to say it up front.

Could there be even more than that? Perhaps but let's not rush it.

Betas wait in line.

Gentlemen who show tact and politeness will always receive kind and polite responses in return.

Betas who do this will instantly be ignored.

Chads in the other hand, will get away with everything and will get her attention even if they act like dicks.

2019-04-30T12:54:51+00:00

Whenever I've shown politeness toward girls on Tinder, I've been ghosted.

2019-04-30T15:46:12+00:00

stuck in a loveless broken marriage

Translation: "I am incapable of loving one man and have destroyed my marriage, so come fuck my brains out"

2019-05-03T00:28:27+00:00

I’m so tired of infidelity and this poly shit it is so depressing

2019-05-03T00:29:02+00:00

Why can’t you have the dignity just to leave the marriage lady the shit that you do is very hurtful

andouo · 2019-04-30T02:53:42+00:00

I understand you’ve got an issue or issues. What exactly your problem is I don’t know and I could care less to solve it for you, I just hope you’re aware that you have a problem. From my perspective and observation, this is really judgemental for something that doesn’t even concern you, it’s her and her husband’s problem. Also you seem very salty for something that again doesn’t concern you.

T0rekO · 2019-04-29T11:19:26+00:00

Dont want to be that guy but maybe she is not cheating and both of the partners are seeking partners now in the open?

ObviouslyTriggered · 2019-04-29T11:52:08+00:00

Would probably smash the best sex I had was with a 36 y/o yoga instructor w/ no kids, the things she did should be taught in school even I took notes; on the off chance I’ll ever go to prison I’ll be the safest bitch around.

Why are you all so angry I thought this was like /nicegirls or /justneckbeardthings but people here are unironically angry at life.

Title	With all the open, poly, and non-monogamy relationships out there...you would think this one could be a more discrete and less bichy cheating whore. Just sayin.
Author	anyoneinamerica
Upvotes	164
Comments	73
Date	April 29, 2019 2:11 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/bij139/with_all_the_open_poly_and_nonmonogamy/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/with-all-the-open-poly-and-non-monogamy.345927 https://theredarchive.com/post/345927

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