29, Single Mom, Independent, Down To Earth, Motivated & Driven, THE PERFECT CATCH

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2018-10-18T15:07:37+00:00

There are no words. Single mom and perfect catch shouldn't be in the same paragraph. To top it all off, she's fat and has an ugly face! Look at that forehead - is she part Klingon?

Autisticus · 2018-10-18T15:24:40+00:00

Damn, she didn't include how she 'loves adventure'. That's a No from me. A girl has GOT to Love Adventure.

SirKolbath · 2018-10-18T15:13:52+00:00

Hey, doesn’t that choker mean she has a black belt in cocksucking?

kevin32 · 2018-10-18T17:51:30+00:00

u/RestingTachyon, I'm allowing this post only because of the "Perfect catch" attitude, but for future reference as you're one of our newest contributors, we generally don't allow posts of women who merely say "I'm a single mom" then moves on to other topics. She must emphasize needing her kids provided for ("My kids are my world", "My kids come first", "Need a man who likes/good with kids", "I'm a mom first and foremost", "Need a man with a job and goals", "Looking for a good man to treat me and my kids with the respect we deserve"). (Examples: 1, 2, 3)

Either she emphasizes her kids, or she fits the theme in other ways such as complaining about jerks, demanding more than she can reasonably get, having a bitchy attitude, or complaining about being single and "can't find a decent guy". It's the complaining and entitlement aspect that we're looking for. Your post here is a good example of that.

If you're uncertain whether a profile fits the theme, message us.

cc: u/where_muh_good_mens

2018-10-18T16:49:23+00:00

These biatches always need their filters to try and fool us.

ivanttobealone · 2018-10-18T15:44:43+00:00

This cum processor is just looking for her next victim to drain for the resources, aka, money. With that much filters on her photos, G-d only knows what her ugly face looks like. Avoid at all costs.

WAH_FML · 2018-10-18T18:14:22+00:00

No full body pics

Snapchat filter

You’re not fooling me you fucking linebacker.

otakuzod · 2018-10-18T16:36:52+00:00

Her default expression is harrowing. I know Halloween is around the corner, but this is ridiculous.

BluepillProfessor · 2018-10-18T16:38:37+00:00

The perfect catch and release.

The perfect pump and dump.

Chiliresident · 2018-10-18T16:44:29+00:00

For $2000:Independence, drive, nose rings, another mans kids and fat rolls....(hits buzzer) what are things no man is interested in Alex?

She needs a chest tattoo this would tops things off gents.

warlocc_ · 2018-10-19T03:40:40+00:00

I'll rarely, if ever, knock someone down for their looks. I'm no looker myself.

But if you're a single mother, only using pictures and nothing else to hook interest, those pictures had better be amazing. These aren't.

loneliness-inc · 2018-10-18T18:05:23+00:00

The perfect catch, just like the perfect fish. It's fresh and delicious when you first take it out of the water, but boy does it start to stink fast after that...

shetoldmeto80 · 2018-10-19T08:35:15+00:00

The filters again! urgh, forget it!

2018-10-18T18:23:15+00:00

I think not

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2018-10-18T18:41:43+00:00

Single moms can't be a catch by definition. They're picked gasping for air from the ground.

Nov51605 · 2018-10-19T02:09:43+00:00

the perfect catch = catch herpegonosyphillis perfectly

fecal_mudslide · 2018-10-19T07:21:02+00:00

she needs to delete that one picture where the bloom effect doesn't hide her wrinkles

NickTesla2018 · 2018-10-19T23:11:56+00:00

Wow, the single mom tidal wave doesn't stop.

MGTOWtoday · 2018-10-22T07:32:48+00:00

5 years ago she used those same pics in her Craigslist ad.

2018-10-22T21:53:20+00:00

Women with those stupid septum piercings are fucking Disgusting!

How the fuck hasn't this fad ended already? They were never attractive! I hope anyone with one of these gets it horrifically ripped off.

heyheyitsdatboi · 2018-10-30T02:22:35+00:00

“The Perfect Catch”

Run...

LawyerInTheMaking · 2018-10-18T17:39:31+00:00

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Title	29, Single Mom, Independent, Down To Earth, Motivated & Driven, THE PERFECT CATCH
Author	RestingTachyon
Upvotes	77
Comments	55
Date	October 18, 2018 3:05 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/9pa37c/29_single_mom_independent_down_to_earth_motivated/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/29-single-mom-independent-down-to-earth-motivated.348183 https://theredarchive.com/post/348183

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