I'm glad I'm I was a whore back then. That means I can be a good wife now!

houseoftolstoy · 2018-07-16T05:36:43+00:00

"Now that I got all that crazy and wild stuff out of my system, you get to be the man that provides me with stability and money. Oh, you want to have the same kind of wild sex that I had with a bunch of other guys with me? Honey, I'm done with those days! I'm not that kind of girl anymore! It does not mean I love you any less. I had my fun, but you should not be upset that you are not getting the same experience as all those other guys. Vanilla sex is so much better! Just take my word for it, I have done it all."

Yeah, I don't think most guys are going to want the party girl who has claimed to be "reformed." If your ultimate goal is to be a wife and mother, you should prepare yourself so that you are going to be giving your best to your husband. Anything less is an insult to the concept of marriage, and you should not be looking to get married if you think otherwise. It's no wonder marriage has gone down the tubes as a whole. The deal ain't what it used to be.

ReadMyHistoryBitch · 2018-07-16T04:37:22+00:00

Who are the 17,000 dumbasses who retweet such garbage?!?

Overkillengine · 2018-07-16T03:45:56+00:00

Lady, you can want in one hand, and shit in the other. Guess which one gets full first?

houseoftolstoy · 2018-07-16T05:41:44+00:00

I'm glad I ate garbage food all day, drank every night, and never physically active when I was young, cause now all I wanna do is eat healthy, exercise, and have a long life.

TomahawkSuppository · 2018-07-16T07:51:05+00:00

Went to the used car lot. Found a great car, some repairs needed, has about 120,000 miles on it.

It’s price is brand new MSRP...

HELL NAW!

If this lady could have married a guy she was attracted to, she probably would have already. It’s clear that those who will commit are those she doesn’t really want, hence the good girl act after the party, the STD’s and the wild sex.

She’s got no bargaining chips, unless you like slimy 1000’s.

[deleted] · 2018-07-16T06:45:12+00:00

73K liked this horseshit... it’s fuckin over

Zefirez · 2018-07-16T08:25:14+00:00

I'm glad you partied and did crazy shit when you were super young. I need someone to stay at home as i go out and do crazy shit now that i'm older and super attractive unlike in my 20s. We all need our fun baby;)

AllahHatesFags · 2018-07-16T14:26:35+00:00

Alpha fucks, beta bucks. She had her wasting her youth on Chad and Tyrone but now they have moved on to younger, hotter women so she had to settle for Billy Beta Bucks. No doubt she resents her husband for not being Chad so she probably does the bare minimum (starfish sex once a month, no blowjobs) to keep him providing for her.

Don't let these THOTs win; if she didn't give you the best 10 years of her life don't take her worst 40. Instead, have some self-respect and at most plate her, then let her die alone with her cats.

KingRobotPrince · 2018-07-16T10:42:02+00:00

Implying that all women have to act like a whore during their lifetime? And if they don't do it when they are young, they will not be able to get married and have kids when they are older because they will have to be a whore then?

What a cancerous message to send to other women.

[deleted] · 2018-07-16T12:10:19+00:00

Thank god I went to university to get a degree that would get me a well paying job in my late 20s so I could marry and provide for some whore who's biggest accomplishment in life is the number of different men that she's swallowed! Gee I can't wait to settle down with you now that you're done having sex! Fuck me, I'll stay single through my 30s and 40s, and when I'm too old for girls in their "crazy phase" I'll just find myself some 19 year old sugarbaby who'll do anything for a purse. Who in their right mind would unironically marry a woman?

Bacon_Kitteh9001 · 2018-07-16T05:07:08+00:00

you just know

Westernhagen · 2018-07-16T13:25:41+00:00

From the looks of her twitter feed I don't think she's done with the "whoring it up" part yet.

Nothing says "great wife material" like a huge skull tattoo on the upper arm...

Wolfoflulzstreet · 2018-07-16T14:23:10+00:00

I’m glad I worked and didn’t do crazy shit when I was super young cause now all I wanna do is date girls 10 years younger than you and just have a beautiful life.

PhotosyntheticChad · 2018-07-16T09:36:06+00:00

NEXT!

fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck- · 2018-07-16T16:15:06+00:00

Nothing more exciting than a herpes-infested bitch who doesn’t want to do any crazy sex any more. Where do I sign up?

WhackingPsychopomp · 2018-07-16T14:32:05+00:00

One of the themes I've noticed online is that, when they don't have the tats and the bad boy fetish, if they're that 'freshly divorced, lookin good, single mom with kids, entrepeneur'... These women, right around 50 years old, could be 40, but rarely past 50, if they aren't outright fat, they get the MUPPET FACE. What is up with this. So many women, they look generic, fake blond hair, parted down the middle, tall, 'big boned', have some stupid mid level account management job, and the muppet face in the first one to three pics.

F' the muppet faces. It took me a while to realize that's what I was looking at. I don't know the physical reasons for this manifestation, but it's real. Oh and the clincher is when one tries to do a duck face at 50. It makes their mouth and jaw and skin do things that make them look 80 years old. Duck face/tats/muppet face, precious kids you are raising, Swipe Left.

Extra_Napkins · 2018-07-16T09:12:41+00:00

This is a satire fake tweet right?

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2018-07-16T12:18:59+00:00

After spending my whole life playing basketball, all I wanna do now is play baseball on a major league.

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2018-07-16T15:19:45+00:00

I'm glad I mostly avoided stupid whores like you when I was super young cause now all I wanna do is be a bystander while your life crashes and burns around you

take1fortheteam · 2018-07-16T17:34:00+00:00

While I agree and hate this in women, I did this myself so I don't know how I can feel so angry.

I guess it has to do with the fact that I'm not going to get married to have a woman do everything for me while the vice-versa isn't generally true.

Just being honest.

[deleted] · 2018-07-16T17:45:30+00:00

*Easy Mode

Ionsaitheoir · 2018-07-30T08:51:53+00:00

Seems reasonable, can't exactly have a party life style if you have to look after a family, that's what being young is for, to do all the shit you can't do when you're older.

StoneTempleFlyboy · 2018-07-30T18:10:37+00:00

Right, and continue to get fucked by Chad on Poindexters dime.

[deleted] · 2018-07-16T17:52:08+00:00

So anyone else notice that she is probably scratching her snizz while she took that selfie?

The_Seasons_Upon_Us · 2018-07-17T06:16:09+00:00

Remember goys, when choosing your wife, the less trips around the cc the better. You could try for a zero-sum pure wife like me but a low number is fine too.

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2018-07-20T10:40:28+00:00

Define "super young".

Title	I'm glad I'm I was a whore back then. That means I can be a good wife now!
Author	JosephBancor
Upvotes	266
Comments	68
Date	July 16, 2018 12:40 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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