“I have nothing to offer, but I want the best. Also, I can’t spell.”

Westernhagen · 2018-04-30T13:22:04+00:00

Just when you think you've seen the widest possible disparity between what a woman is and what man she thinks she deserves, along comes this crippled, stupid behemoth who thinks she deserves a doctor or surgeon. Amazing!

[deleted] · 2018-04-30T13:02:01+00:00

The logic is:

I have bad genes, therefore I need to have kids with someome with great genes, in order to give my kids the best chance of being a 'good specimen of a human'

Otherwise there's no point in me reproducing, at all.

Hence the all or nothing approach that we all see is so common.

Iappreci8thegr8r8m8 · 2018-04-30T13:40:59+00:00

A few extra pounds.

Bitch at 5'10 and 231 only a few pounds of you is actually muscle, organs, skin and bone.

Brokemgtow · 2018-04-30T16:58:32+00:00

I met a deaf woman that told me that she doesn't date deaf Guys....

seriously.

BoatCaptain88 · 2018-04-30T16:53:10+00:00

I was going to mention that she's more like 3'6 as she's in a wheelchair but I'm not a complete asshole so I didn't.

moorekom · 2018-04-30T13:02:56+00:00

What she looks like.

http://www.height-weight-chart.com/l/510-230_April_L1.jpg

What she wants.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5c/6e/31/5c6e312b6d89e991698465cb4ba33e08.jpg

1st10Amendments · 2018-04-30T15:37:52+00:00

“A few extra pounds, black hair and... “ ... am as U G L Y as a person who ain’t got no alibi. “

lulz3r · 2018-04-30T14:28:23+00:00

Oh look, an actual burden being demanding.

Cavannah · 2018-04-30T18:28:31+00:00

Actor

What

I what someone what a job

You can't even take pride in the most low-effort and easy thing possible: correct spelling and grammar. Why would anyone worth their salt want to be with someone who doesn't give a damn about the easiest of things?

like a doctor or a surgeon or a UFC fight

You're either mentally retarded, delusional, or impossibly entitled, if not all three.

I'm in a wheelchair

People who spend their career either making people break ("UFC Fight") or patching up broken people ("doctor or a surgeon") don't want to be tied down to a broken person who is a human leech.

231 lbs, a few extra pounds

No, you're obese. You probably have to sugarcoat reality because all you can think about is eating.

Why would anyone with any value care about someone who is not only devoid of any physical worth but is delusional, is lying, is a moron, and/or is massively entitled?

Use_VOAT_Instead · 2018-04-30T21:38:11+00:00

How much is a few extra pounds AFTER 231?

I-am-the-lul · 2018-05-01T04:18:08+00:00

One of the key reasons I have chosen never to have kids was that I have some sub-par genes that would not benefit society if they were passed on, her genes are also not worth passing on for the same reason.

KubicZarcarbian · 2018-04-30T17:39:55+00:00

Few extra pounds, like 100. you know what it is doe

_nonredditer_ · 2018-05-01T02:46:02+00:00

Kudos to her confidence

ransay3277 · 2018-04-30T15:17:45+00:00

ACTOR????

hollybegin · 2018-05-02T01:36:02+00:00

5'10'', 231 lbs

Speaking of UFC fighter, she's one inch shorter and 26 pounds heavier than Daniel Cormier if I'm not wrong...

pesek32 · 2018-05-03T20:45:42+00:00

UFC fight? Lmao

oh_no_aliens · 2018-05-04T22:53:24+00:00

This bitch makes the scale go in the negative.

Title	“I have nothing to offer, but I want the best. Also, I can’t spell.”
Author	Buzz_a_Tower
Upvotes	102
Comments	32
Date	April 30, 2018 12:52 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/8fz7mq/i_have_nothing_to_offer_but_i_want_the_best_also/
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