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I HAD to fuck every Chad within Her Majesty's realm, I was too hot to stay with that beta husband of mine! (But don't worry, she finds a good man at the end)

BionicTransWomyn

April 12, 2018

75 upvotes

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Title	I HAD to fuck every Chad within Her Majesty's realm, I was too hot to stay with that beta husband of mine! (But don't worry, she finds a good man at the end)
Author	BionicTransWomyn
Upvotes	75
Comments	40
Date	April 12, 2018 4:32 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/8bnjtc/i_had_to_fuck_every_chad_within_her_majestys/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/i-had-to-fuck-every-chad-within-her-majestys-realm.349717 https://theredarchive.com/post/349717

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I used to want to find somebody, because I didn’t want to be lonely. But a few years back I came to terms with, and embraced, my disgusting ugliness. I’ll never be used or tricked into marriage. I’ll never have to ask somebody for permission to go to a baseball game or to buy a playstation. I’ll never have to clear it with the wife before I go for a weekend with friends. I’ll never have to be asked if I’m dating anyone, because everyone can see what I look like and know that I’m not. Being a subhuman puddle of bile can suck at times, but all the same it’s like being forever protected from having your soul robbed from you. Ugliness is a blessing, when you really think about it. Yes, it sucks that as more and more of my human friends get married, I have less people to spend time with. But that’s still a small price to pay, relatively. I’ve gotten use to doing stuff alone, going to the movies or comic cons or ballgames. It’s not so bad. I don’t have to rely on other people’s schedules and can do things as I want, when I want.

[–]BionicTransWomyn[S] 9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

[–]Drclaw4111 point2 points3 points 8 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link

I actually socialize a lot. I have a lot of friends, both guys and girls. I socialize less than I used to because a lot of my friends are getting (or have gotten) married. But I’m not the /r/incel or /r/niceguys type who hates women because “wtf I’m so nice and respectful why they no give me the bobs vagene that they owe me!? What the wtf!” I’m simply aware that I’m horribly ugly because I own the technology of a mirror. I don’t try to find girls because I see no reason to waste my time or theirs. But I certainly don’t hold it against them for showing no interest in my grotesqueness. I have no resentment. I could be the kindest, most loving person on earth and I would still be unwanted romantically—but unlike /r/niceguys I’m well aware that that’s okay! I harbor no resentment because there’s nothing wrong with being unwanted for being ugly. Hell, I consider being friends with anyone—guys or girls—to be a sign that I’m a good person. Being seen with me in public has to be at least somewhat embarrassing, and sitting across the table from me at at restaurant, looking at my ugly face while trying to enjoy a meal, would be downright nauseating. I choose not to be upset that I’m too ugly to be loved romantically.

Rather, I’ve decided to look at the positives. Okay, so I’m too ugly to get married. There are benefits to that, which I’ve listed above. I don’t see anything wrong with focusing on the positives of my situation. I’ve learned to enjoy my life as best I can, without ever expecting a relationship. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with my perspective.

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