[23F] "I don't fuck with you niggas because you so in a rush to chill but don't put in effort. You will be left trying to get some cunt or just pay for it if you thinking you are going to leave a cunt with a wet ass, no sir!!1" Transliteration in comments.

Devilsgun · 2018-04-06T11:07:25+00:00

Bitter as week old coffee at "23"

A hard, callous "23" that stinks of a 20+ year odometer rollback with a bent butter knife and quick Maaco bargain paint job to cover her psychological Bondo spots. Not even a 'ten footer' really... Her attitude stinks of broken piston rings, ruined valve stem guides, and massive amounts of oil burning from a heart that's been run right up past the rev limiter by a hundred demolition derby 'drivers' that ran her around the track, powerslid her into her parking spot and threw the keys onto her dashboard before leaving.

Junk People tend to act scrappy.

where_muh_good_mens1 · 2018-04-06T09:26:02+00:00

Transliteration:

For all those that call me a cunt ?? ya mamma!

You want to know why I don't fuck with all you niggers? It's because you don't put enough time into wooing me and expect to come over and fuck me. Well, you will be left after the dust settles, because you will have deal with a dead sex life or just have to purchase pussy the old fasioned way. If you think that you are going get with me, have sex and leave me to my wet ass, then think again, sir!!1 Then, you go and lie about being single, but in real life, you have babies all over town. There is just nobody [REAL MEN] that has their shit together out here. Just get the fuck out of here you motherfuckers. I am not going to just give out my number to whoever motherfuckers and then just have you get mad because you tried to get sex with me, but I'm not that easy. LoL, so sad, immature boys that think I will "chill" with them, I'd rather call that a loss ??????????????????????????

I found it ironic that she choose "motherfuckers" to describe her potential suiters. So fitting and seemingly unintentional.

Extra_Napkins · 2018-04-06T11:29:06+00:00

English is one of the languages I speak. I cannot understand a single coherent sentence in this mindless stream of conscious diarrhea.

Not a single lucid well thought out statement in all that writing. Fucking incredible. And she has a bastard. This is the future of humanity boys. These are the genetics that are being passed on.

BlackHaz3 · 2018-04-06T11:47:01+00:00

Am I the only one that feels like I can contract a venereal disease by just reading this profile.

freckledfox01 · 2018-04-06T10:03:46+00:00

Longest relationship " less than a year "

Also " has children "

polakfury · 2018-04-06T10:39:22+00:00

I stepped in some dog shit the other day. It had more redeeming features than this woman.

Sol_Install · 2018-04-07T19:03:39+00:00

Being a black man myself... reading what this girl has typed. I am ashamed for her and all of us. No ambition, kids with Tryone, Dante, and Daquan. Chubby and likes to smoke. You put her in a wig and she looks like a teenage boy in drag. Yes or no questions are given "prefer not to say". So she lacks ambition, lacks a car, and has kids, but open to having more to keep a wallet around. Vile. Just fucking disgusting. Stick to the fucking ghetto.

She only has children because black men are being raised to be obsessed with sex and to see a lack of sex as a strike against their masculinity. If not for men looking for an easy raw lay, who would bother????????????????????????????????????????????

nomorekush · 2018-04-06T11:03:37+00:00

You couldn't pay me to touch this cuntsicle

Westernhagen · 2018-04-06T12:33:48+00:00

Profession: Nnn

I first read this as "Profession: Nun" but she's pretty much the opposite of that.

[deleted] · 2018-04-06T10:55:44+00:00

Her weave must be on jack stands.

DaphneDK42 · 2018-04-06T13:25:47+00:00

Why is she bald?

FireShots · 2018-04-06T19:01:24+00:00

Longest relationship: less then 1 year Has kids: yes

Shit.

bookertwashingmachin · 2018-04-06T15:35:28+00:00

What's the wet ass thing about? I've not heard that previously. Is it akin to being left out in the cold?

bababoobiddlybop · 2018-04-07T01:08:49+00:00

I honestly feel so much better about myself right now after seeing how shitty she has it. This creature is a cure for depression straight up, i’m laughing for the first time in a long time.

MauveSuitCrotchet · 2018-04-06T13:06:22+00:00

Charming.

ButtsMacGillacuty · 2018-04-06T15:42:25+00:00

You will be left because who's just looking to fuck

I see this sentiment more and more lately. That women aren't hooking up anymore. I think women think they can go back to the pre internet days and repeat a lie enough to where it's believed after awhile. Even beta simps now a days knows even 3/10 women are on the cock carousel. It used to be beta men that struggled to find sex assumed that women weren't sleeping around and were still mostly confining their sex to withing at least exclusive relationships.
That cat is WAY out of the bag, and I think you're going to see more women try to convince men that it's changing back.

freckledfox01 · 2018-04-06T18:18:50+00:00

I just noticed " not ambitious " that made me laugh.

RandomReeditUser · 2018-04-07T02:17:35+00:00

Needs to go back to grade school and learn basic grammar. My god that shit hurt to read...

BachelorInc · 2018-04-06T15:06:43+00:00

I love how her proudest pose, and shining moment, out of all the pics is when she's standing right next to a filthy, stained sewer lid in open toed sandals.

How fitting.

[deleted] · 2018-04-06T16:50:51+00:00

Trash. Should be sent back to Africa.

prettylolita · 2018-04-06T16:44:23+00:00

Why do you exists... Didn’t your mom get free birth control?

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