PSA: if you own a cat, you are a cuck.

Dogs are like men, cats are like women.

Dogs are loyal, hard-working, kind of stupid but in an endearing way, you can teach them a lot of things and they'll always have your back.

Cats are aloof cunts that eat, shit, and look nice. That's it. That's the extent of their existence. They cannot be taught, they'll run at the first sign of trouble, and if you die in your shitty 1-room apartment they'll eat your eyes.

Having a cat is literally like betabuxxing for a woman you can't even fuck.