I was texting a girl I met to set up a meet up. These are last texts we exchanged:

Her: take me out to eat wassup

Me: Oh so you're one of those girls

Her: and you're one of those boys

Me: Looking for the one that can help me change my ways

Her: I don't have time for childish games. I'm not looking for a hookup.

Me: Me neither. Let's meet up. ;)