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[–][deleted] 193 points194 points195 points 6 years ago* (8 children) | Copy Link
What are the odds of the kids mother doing something similar. Slim to none, I'd say. Children are like a participation medal for them having sex. All they had to do was be there.
[–]thisismymgtowaccount72 points73 points74 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Children are like a participation medal for them having sex.
Underrated comment.
[–]SchrammbledEggs722-4 points-3 points-2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Actually it isn't underrated as it's top comment.
[–]digitalEarthling40 points41 points42 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
My mother never did anything like this. She was too busy riding the CC.
[–]abascaburger18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol same until I beat up one of her boyfriends. Senior night football, I was the only senior without my mother because she told me she was sick while she posts a picture of her and him on facebook.
[–]Peschkowskaja2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
sorry to hear that man :(
[–]sexyloser112814 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was discussing this with a woman and she's was like I didn't have a father and I had a happy childhood and yet she's in therapy, on medication, and is extremely promiscuous.
[–]Maximum_Afternoon82 points83 points84 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I do all kinds of awesome stuff with my kids. My ex... Well, takes em to church and some boring play dates.
[–]Confined0941 points42 points43 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Single moms pawn their kids off while they play with Chad and Tyrone
[–]Throwthe882722 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sadly true. I had to overhear with much disagreement to teachers talking about mothers being VERY DISPLEASED that schools or kindergartens were not going to keep their children for one week day.
The mothers comments made it sound like the children are an unnecessary chore.
If you do not want to care for your children, PLEASE STOP HAVING SEX. Die a virgin. And have a child free life.
[–]LeeeeeroyPhishkins55 points56 points57 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
These are the type of things I’d love to do if I ever had a family, but, seeing the state of society, I rather not bring a child to this clown world out of compassion. Society is upside down.
[–]BertTheWelder54 points55 points56 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I had a vasectomy in my twenties because I had the most awesome dad I could ever have wished for. I saw how hard he worked to provide for us and all the things he did to make my life better. I knew I could never live up to what he did and decided I’d rather not be a dad instead of being a sub-par dad. (Ok, also there was a very real fear that any woman I had a kid with would psychologically damage my kid.)
I don’t regret the choice. I miss you every day, dad, and you set the bar higher than you’ll ever know.
My dad understood why I didn’t want kids and was never disappointed or sad about not having grandkids. Instead, he made sure we enjoyed every minute we had together until he passed away.
[–]NohoTwoPointOh35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
*Raises glass*
To your dad!
[–]BertTheWelder14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you!
[–]kaydawg2314 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's amazing man, he sounds like a great man and an outstanding father
Truly broke the mold. Thanks for recognizing him.
[–]blackpilldchad-2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
dad dadded so hard he cucked his own son lmao
[–]RespectFurries40 points41 points42 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/mademesmile
[–]OGMGTOWNER25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Man, that’s awesome
[–]srtor16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In western society the value of 'DAD' is / was forcefully downgraded. In this anti-male society, it is OK to demean and make fun of father figure. But in eastern society DAD is still very much respected and revered. Just take a look at this video basically an ad for some company but the message is strong.
[–]LotBuilder15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women just don’t understand some things. My ex got upset that I took the kids out of school for a day to tour the Tesla Factory. It was badass and the kids were on cloud 9, she was bitching because she was going to have to spend an extra 30 minutes at night making up some homework.
[–]GearaltofRivia13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn this makes me feel warm inside
[–]Doc_Sithicus9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I did something similar few years ago - I knew a guy quite high on the totem pole in airport police and he made it happen - me and my son had a ride in an armored vehicle called "The Beast" then visited the armory and the range where anti-terrorist police gets to practice - after that we went to the firefighters section and then had a ride in one of those giant fire engines they use in the airport (it had a big spike that is used to pierce the fuselage of the burning plane and pump hundreds of liters of foam per second). He got a real police badge as a souvenir and he said this was the best thing in his life (he was six).
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s awesome. I’d be over the moon if that were me when I was six.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Single moms show their kids the webcam they use to cam show.
[–]IfonlyIwasgay1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only thing my garbage single mother showed me was how to irresponsibly have more kids to include in an already crap situation.
[–]Sharky-Dude8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Awesome story
[–]pull_a_sickie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Aww man, this reminds me of my childhood. My dad organised for us to have a tour of a television studio when I was young. All because he did favours for someone behind the scenes - a Tv producer or studio head or something when they filmed on location near his work... still have the pic of my sister and I sitting at the evening newsroom desk framed up in my parents house somewhere.
[–]savourtheflavor5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women raise children, but it takes a man to raise a man.
[–]maxart13371 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This should have all the thumbs up in the world.
[–]throwawaygoodvibess1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck this is beautiful.
[–]Otwasocks1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know my dad would’ve done this. Miss you pops.
[–]LieutSerge1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
amazing
[–]gwm97971 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My dad raised me and is currently helping put me through college. My mother won't even give me a reply back.
[–]ELPwork0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was hoping that Dad was going to get his firefighter friends to give Anon a ride to school in the firetruck and he got to see all the kid's jaws drop when he climbed out. =)
[–]TheBungulo0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://www.reddit.com/r/dogelore/comments/ep7zcd/walters_wacky_revenge/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
[–]JP2970 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Makes me jealous, both of my parents were useless druggies. Don't want to have a kid myself, have absolutely no idea how to raise one and wouldn't want to try and fuck up like mine did.
[–]rkelly111-2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Something I noticed here. I see so many stories here on the sub reddit about people's fathers dying but not too many about the mother dying. Are fathers dying at earlier ages?
[–]Hot5oup-3 points-2 points-1 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Some dads are underrated, others are shit on a biscuit
Thanks Captain Obvious.
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