Like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DODTjrtb6ec

Why do I cringe at the sight of these men crying? Because I know that most of these guys either got or will get cheated on. Most of these marriages will fail in the first 5 years. None of these guys married a virgin woman or at least a relatively chaste one. Most of these guys are probably orbiters that offer stability but no tingles. Most of these guys got on their knees to propose to their cheating girlfriends, and then cashed out a few thousand bucks to make her happy on her special day. All of them are now slaves of the plantation and their lives can only go downhill from here.